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Posted on 09/04/2019 4.00 AM

Kosh's Shadow 9/2/2019 5:13:34 PM


Posted by: Kosh's Shadow

CyberSimian 9/4/2019 5:15:53 AM
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So… the former site is still a smoldering crater?

CyberSimian 9/4/2019 5:19:33 AM
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/ Just testing the coding the options…

Here’s a solution to the ongoing issue of the repeatedly-debunked completely fraudulent “Wage Gap” problem:

Have you noticed that there aren’t any women rushing to identify as men and compete in men’s sports?

CyberSimian 9/4/2019 5:21:28 AM
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In #2 CyberSimian said: / Just testing the coding the options…

But not the grammatical options, apparently.

vxbush 9/4/2019 5:50:25 AM
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In #3 CyberSimian said: But not the grammatical options, apparently.

Well, you can't have it all, can you? 

Morning, campers. Good to see you, Simian. I keep hoping more folks will wander over here. 

CyberSimian 9/4/2019 6:50:00 AM
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I was out of town and mostly off-line for the holiday weekend.
Syrah 9/4/2019 8:30:32 AM
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News on Hong Kong.

Carrie Lam has announced the withdrawal of extradition bill.

If this is Beijing backing down, what will that mean for the other regions of China that are now seeing that riots and protests might work? 

CyberSimian 9/4/2019 8:54:23 AM
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Depends on what Beijing does next. In any event, Hong Kong is in a unique position; the regions of mainland China are already under the rules that they were attempting to bring to HK.
Syrah 9/4/2019 9:18:20 AM
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https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2019/09/beijing_folds_on_hong_kong_extradition_law_but_the_genie_is_out_of_the_bottle.html
CyberSimian 9/4/2019 9:29:09 AM
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I still like the idea of sending all of our commie protestors to live in China, and trading them for the Hong Kong protestors with the American flags.
Syrah 9/4/2019 9:40:38 AM
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Reply to CyberSimian in 9:

There is a fair-trade issue with that.

One Hong Kong protester is worth hundreds of our Antifa protesters. We could run out of Antifa protesters in minutes...

When can we start?

doppelganglander 9/4/2019 10:05:50 AM
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Reply to Syrah in 10:

Even at a one-to-one trade, we wouldn't have enough Antifa to go around. We'd have to dip into our national strategic reserves of SJWs, currently stored in holding tanks at all major universities.

CyberSimian 9/4/2019 10:26:53 AM
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Not hearing a downside to the trade plan yet.

China may object, however, if the protestors they're giving us contain professionals and other higher-ranking members of society while we only send them spoiled children (regardless of age).

We may need to throw in some professors, "journalists", and so forth to sweeten the pot.

vxbush 9/4/2019 11:36:21 AM
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In #12 CyberSimian said: We may need to throw in some professors, "journalists", and so forth to sweeten the pot.

The journalists are already Communist sympathizers, so that shouldn't be a problem. 

Kosh's Shadow 9/4/2019 4:32:50 PM
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Reply to vxbush in 13:
The NY Times and WaPoo probably have their editor's little red book.

(Actually, I do have a copy of Mao's little red book somewhere. Good for laughs.)


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