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Posted on 08/16/2024 5.00 AM

JCM 8/11/2024 7:49:44 PM


Posted by: JCM

vxbush 8/16/2024 7:30:35 AM
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Wha…… KDJ Clown World Report: Secret Service Agent Reportedly Steps Away From Trump Rally to Breastfeed
vxbush 8/16/2024 7:36:34 AM
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You think you’ve seen everything, and then you see a story like this: New Zealand Food Bank Accidentally Gives Out Meth-Laced Candy

Auckland City Mission said Wednesday says that the "candy" is solid blocks of meth stamped with the candy company, "Rinda Foods." Rinda denies all knowledge of the contamination.

The follow up question is, which drug dealer created this monstrosity and how much trouble are they in for losing that much product?

buzzsawmonkey 8/16/2024 10:31:57 AM
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Reply to vxbush in 1:

It's weird watching the Secret Cervix being both Praetorian Guard and Keystone Kops.

Occasional Reader 8/16/2024 11:02:38 AM
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Reply to vxbush in 1:


Only a few years ago, I would’ve dismissed this story out of hand as being too implausible to be real. Now?…


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