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Posted on 11/30/2019 4.00 AM

Kosh's Shadow 11/23/2019 10:56:20 AM


Posted by: Kosh's Shadow

Alice in Dairyland 11/30/2019 7:00:38 AM
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Looks like everyone has gone into hibernation for the winter!  There's 8"-12" of snow forecast for us today so I know what I'll be doing for the rest of the day.   
lucius septimius 11/30/2019 7:47:38 AM
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Reply to Alice in Dairyland in 1: 

I slept in this morning -- obviously I needed the sleep.

lucius septimius 11/30/2019 7:48:56 AM
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Reply to Alice in Dairyland in 1:

No snow here -- just rain. Gray day.

Kosh's Shadow 11/30/2019 8:40:19 AM
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Reply to Alice in Dairyland in 1:

Depending on the forecast, we can get 5-9 inches from mid-Sunday through Monday. Much of that sleet. Our snowblower can't handle sleet. If we had the larger model, I understand it would, but then it wouldn't fit between the stone wall and cars. Most of our driveway cannot be plowed due to the stone wall. 

And with a big demon Wednesday, I cannot take the day off easily.


vxbush 11/30/2019 8:43:54 AM
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In #4 Kosh's Shadow said: And with a big demon Wednesday, I cannot take the day off easily.

Demons on Wednesday? I missed the memo. What's up?

Morning, campers. I've been sick for the last two days but I'm feeling better today. 

doppelganglander 11/30/2019 9:20:18 AM
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Reply to vxbush in 5:

I'm sorry you were sick on Thanksgiving. Hopefully you're over it.

Youngest daughter and her boyfriend left this morning, and everyone else leaves tomorrow. It's been a wonderful week, but I'm exhausted. 

Syrah 11/30/2019 9:55:09 AM
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Aloha everyone!

i was stuck behind a 404 error screen for a couple of weeks. I thought the site was down.

i removed everything in the url after the .com, and I was able to get back in.

i missed you all. 

Syrah 11/30/2019 9:56:32 AM
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New bookmark set. 


Syrah 11/30/2019 9:58:45 AM
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I wonder,...

what is the process for getting a conceal carry permit for a Narwhal tusk? 

Kosh's Shadow 11/30/2019 10:13:56 AM
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In #9 Syrah said: what is the process for getting a conceal carry permit for a Narwhal tusk? 

Something that big would be hard to conceal
5-10 ft.

A short one, maybe, but you'd have a hard time walking. And drawing it would take some effort.

Syrah 11/30/2019 10:39:41 AM
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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 10:

Granted, the “conceal” part of the plan could pose a problem. 

Syrah 11/30/2019 10:58:47 AM
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Reply to Syrah in 9:

no more research needed on this. 

16 USC §§1372(a)(3), 1375 & 1362(6) make it a federal crime to possess a narwhal tusk, but not if it's for "enhancing the survival of a species."


I will I’ll just have to be happy with the 9mm. 


revobob 11/30/2019 11:00:14 AM
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In #9 Syrah said: what is the process for getting a conceal carry permit for a Narwhal tusk? 

I dunno- It's not something ivory about.

(Maybe tell the cop your unicorn broke it and you're going to the vet to get it reattached?)

Syrah 11/30/2019 11:12:04 AM
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Reply to revobob in 13:

i suppose that if the Cop asks me where the unicorn is, I should tell him it is right behind me but if he is not a virgin, he can’t see it.

that Should work out. 

Occasional Reader 11/30/2019 1:08:43 PM
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Greetings from a DC-bound Amtrak, with Little OR asleep with his head on my lap.  A very nice visit “home”, but I’m exhausted.  And why the f**k can’t Amtrak assign seats, like a normal passenger train service?  It was mayhem getting two seats together.
Occasional Reader 11/30/2019 2:05:16 PM
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IIRC Steven Seagal takes out a guy in a fight using a narwhal tusk in a movie.

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