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Alice in Dairyland
12/23/2020 5:07:02 PM
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Now that's being too cautious. That's way more than six feet apart!
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Alice in Dairyland
12/23/2020 5:08:39 PM
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I mean the customers. Bartenders are safe, they are immune to the 'rona virus. Something to do with the alcohol.
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Occasional Reader
12/23/2020 5:10:00 PM
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Topic: ultra “woke”holiday music. I’ll start.
-“I Saw Daddy Fisting Santa Claus”
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Kosh's Shadow
12/23/2020 5:25:13 PM
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Reply to Occasional Reader in 3: I'm Dreaming of a Black Christmas
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Kosh's Shadow
12/23/2020 5:43:05 PM
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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 4: Silent night
Riot night
All is calm
Burning bright
'round yon burning hardware store
Steal in heavenly peace
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JCM
12/23/2020 5:52:15 PM
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Reply to Alice in Dairyland in 2: In WA bars are okay if they serve "substantial appetizers".
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Alice in Dairyland
12/23/2020 5:55:34 PM
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Reply to JCM in 6: Same here, even if they don't have a full kitchen. They can get get by with nachos & cheese, pizzas, things like that and every bar around here serves those things. I don't know if a single bar that's closed. Not that I go to them all!
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Occasional Reader
12/23/2020 6:00:51 PM
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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 4: The little transgender girl
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Kosh's Shadow
12/23/2020 6:20:42 PM
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Due to PETA protests, Santa will be unable to deliver presents this year. They freed all the reindeer and there is no machine that can fly fast enough and land on roofs for Santa to deliver all the presents. He will, however, be delivering all the accumulated reindeer poop in all the stockings of PETA members, whether they are hung up on the chimney, in the sock drawer, or being worn at the time.
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Kosh's Shadow
12/23/2020 6:23:25 PM
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Reply to Occasional Reader in 8: Cities roasting on an open fire
Looters nipping away with their goods
Black Lives Matter being sung by a choir
Of people who think they knows
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buzzsawmonkey
12/23/2020 6:23:54 PM
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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 9: From the day thread: Santa Claus Announces Change of Plan "I've furloughed the reindeer," Santa said in this exclusive interview. "The way governments have been behaving, I've had it with that whole "reindeer unto Caesar" thing. I've gone to the North Woods and gotten a new team to draw my sleigh that will be certain to bring Merry Chris-Moose to all. And yes, I plan to caribous with me this year."
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JCM
12/23/2020 6:48:58 PM
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Reply to Alice in Dairyland in 7: Peanuts and pretzel don't prevent the spread of covid. But, nachos and pizza do. This is the kind of absolute garbage that makes people think covid is a scam.
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