lucius septimius 11/23/2019 5:06:02 PM

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Kosh's Shadow 11/23/2019 5:06:15 PM

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Comic (C) to Straight Man (SM)

C: What does a tree say when it is cut down?

SM: I'm stumped!

Kosh's Shadow 11/23/2019 5:09:12 PM

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Reply to lucius septimius in 1:
Jukebox

Kosh's Shadow 11/23/2019 5:38:44 PM

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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 2:

I chopped this thread down, I guess.

Jukebox

lucius septimius 11/23/2019 7:04:43 PM

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Kosh's Shadow 11/23/2019 7:06:22 PM

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Reply to lucius septimius in 5:

What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?

A Jewish mother says "Eat, or I will kill myself"

An Italian mother says "Eat, or I will kill you"

Kosh's Shadow 11/23/2019 7:09:32 PM

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Reply to lucius septimius in 5:

I remember visiting my father in the nursing home shortly before he died, and thinking the food he had was good - I'd eat it - but he didn't.

Before that, he was in another place, and Sundays, I'd go to a kosher deli (now gone), buy chicken, cut it up, and bring it to the home for them to serve for him.

At least he had some time to see his granddaughter play lacrosse on BU field, where he would take me to watch football.

As much trouble as all this was, I knew it wouldn't last, and would be the last time to connect with him.

Kosh's Shadow 11/23/2019 7:10:54 PM

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Kosh's Shadow 11/23/2019 7:27:44 PM

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In #6 Kosh's Shadow said: What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? A Jewish mother says "Eat, or I will kill myself" An Italian mother says "Eat, or I will kill you"

My Jewish mother was more like:

Eat, or I'll kill myself and make you feel so guilty you'll kill yourself

Kosh's Shadow 11/23/2019 8:03:57 PM

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I am, I said, the whole blog scene
But no one answered, not even the screen

jukebox

Did you ever read about a frog who dreamed of being a king
And then became one?

If you're talkin' about me, the story's not the same one