lucius septimius 6/11/2020 5:25:02 PM

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buzzsawmonkey 6/11/2020 5:26:33 PM

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In #1 lucius septimius said: I had lunch today with someone in an actual restaurant sitting at tables and everything.

If your waitress was a cow, did you tip her?

lucius septimius 6/11/2020 6:49:17 PM

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In #2 buzzsawmonkey said:

Were this Wisconsin that would be a matter of course.

Occasional Reader 6/11/2020 6:58:37 PM

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Reply to lucius septimius in 1:

Did you throw a Molotov Cocktail at a police car after you finished, just to reduce the contagion risk?

Alice in Dairyland 6/11/2020 6:59:33 PM

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Reply to lucius septimius in 3: Are you implying that all the waitresses in Wisconsin look like cows?

lucius septimius 6/11/2020 7:09:01 PM

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In #4 Occasional Reader said: Did you throw a Molotov Cocktail at a police car after you finished, just to reduce the contagion risk?

No, I threw one of those Mazel Tov cocktails.

lucius septimius 6/11/2020 7:10:00 PM

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In #5 Alice in Dairyland said: Are you implying that all the waitresses in Wisconsin look like cows?

Perish the thought.  It's just that there are lots o' cows in Wisconsin begging for a tipping.

And that reminds me:  you can't get New Glarus here which is really annoying.

Kosh's Shadow 6/11/2020 7:26:44 PM

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In #5 Alice in Dairyland said:

Know anyone in Wisconsin called Yon Yonson? Jukebox

lucius septimius 6/11/2020 7:35:32 PM

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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 8:

Reminds me of my sister coming home from her first semester at Luther College telling Swedish jokes.

doppelganglander 6/11/2020 7:37:49 PM

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In #7 lucius septimius said: you can't get New Glarus

My favorite thing about my trip to Wisconsin. 

lucius septimius 6/11/2020 7:38:54 PM

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Reply to doppelganglander in 10:

Too bad you didn't get to experience the undimmed splendor of the Mars Cheese Castle.

doppelganglander 6/11/2020 7:52:32 PM

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Reply to lucius septimius in 11:

I wouldn't mind going back to Wisconsin, but I have no reason to.

Kosh's Shadow 6/11/2020 7:54:05 PM

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In #11 lucius septimius said: Mars Cheese Castle.

Does it have a princess Yejah Yhoris?

(Dehah Thoris of A Princess of Mars in pseudo-Scandinavian)

Kosh's Shadow 6/11/2020 7:55:13 PM

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In #13 Kosh's Shadow said: Does it have a princess Yejah Yhoris? (Dehah Thoris of A Princess of Mars in pseudo-Scandinavian)

Which does remind me, I'd like to open the first pub on Mars

Bar Soom

lucius septimius 6/11/2020 7:55:43 PM

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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 13:

Kosh's Shadow 6/11/2020 8:03:42 PM

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Reply to lucius septimius in 15:

I believe vxbush has Chocolate on every day of her happiness calendar

lucius septimius 6/11/2020 8:07:07 PM

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Kosh's Shadow 6/11/2020 8:14:40 PM

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Reply to lucius septimius in 17:

Can't play songs by The Police any more. Didn't you hear? 

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