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Posted on 05/10/2021 5.00 AM

JCM 5/9/2021 8:09:46 PM
Chocolate Crepes


Posted by: JCM

lucius septimius 5/10/2021 5:46:17 AM
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Chocolate for breakfast, eh?
buzzsawmonkey 5/10/2021 6:34:49 AM
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Gotta take the car into the mechanic, since it's been balky at starting.  Shouldn't take too long...IF it starts.

Wish me luck.

lucius septimius 5/10/2021 7:04:57 AM
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Reply to buzzsawmonkey in 2:

Bon chance.  But a car in NY?  Makes me think of an old episode of the Odd Couple.

JCM 5/10/2021 7:53:58 AM
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JCM 5/10/2021 8:21:11 AM
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Gov. Stupid and Lazy is a big time environwhacko.

This is his Dept. of Ecology.

Washington’s Department of Ecology ignores Toxic Waste on their own property

A common theme which unfortunately defines government is the inevitable hypocrisy frequently on display. If we bother to look at the difference between what these bureaucrats and agencies claim to care about and what they actually do, we will see it plain as pile of trash in the woods. A few days ago, I visited the Washington State Department of Ecology‘s property located in Lacey, Washington. I took photos of the massive garbage piles, drug needle piles, open pit latrines, small motor and bike chop shops, piles of burned garbage, toxic waste landfills, and other absurd activities taking place in their front yard. Much of these activities were within plain view of the offices of the Department of Ecology and every single employee, including Director Laura Watson, drove right past these activities every day, and they did nothing. Nothing at all.

This same agency is actively going after, suing and forcing farmers to get rid of cattle when they have the POTENTIAL to pollute.

JCM 5/10/2021 8:23:55 AM
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The director of the agency has no environmental creds.
Kosh's Shadow 5/10/2021 8:35:27 AM
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Reply to JCM in 4:

There is a huge gap between people with a sense of humor and the woke crowd without one. The gap is so large it is a sarchasm.

vxbush 5/10/2021 8:35:58 AM
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Oh, man, I missed the chocolate crepes for breakfast! Rats. 

Just a quick note—not going to be on for a few days; I have a family member in the hospital. Things are improving, so should be released today if all goes according to plan. But I won’t be on. 

JCM 5/10/2021 8:36:37 AM
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Reply to vxbush in 8:

dang.... this week breakfast is chocolate themed!



doppelganglander 5/10/2021 8:39:02 AM
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Reply to vxbush in 8:
Keeping your family member in prayer.

buzzsawmonkey 5/10/2021 9:20:49 AM
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In #3 lucius septimius said: But a car in NY?  Makes me think of an old episode of the Odd Couple.

I've been running through all of the family's discarded cars for about 20 years now: my mother's old car; one of my brother's, one of my sister's (and was THAT a lemon!); and now, the car Mom had when she died.  It comes in useful every now and then, but most of the time it's a matter of looking for this or that alternate-side-parking space.  Unfortunately, renting a parking space is quite expensive---when you can find one.

Nonetheless, it's nice to have despite the headaches.

buzzsawmonkey 5/10/2021 9:22:30 AM
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Reply to lucius septimius in 3:

Oh, and by the way; I was taking it into the mechanic because it was intermittently not starting when the ignition was turned on.  Naturally, today it started right up, which will make finding the problem source that much more difficult; it's sort of like the toothache that's been torturing you for days disappearing on the morning of your dentist's appointment.

Kosh's Shadow 5/10/2021 9:37:20 AM
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Reply to buzzsawmonkey in 12:

I had a car that sometimes did not recognize the key was turned to start - everything else worked fine, even in the cold weather.

One day, it would not start, until AAA showed up - and it started right up.

Mechanic took a few hours to find the loose wire.

buzzsawmonkey 5/10/2021 10:12:25 AM
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The Left speaks a language different from that of sane people.  
That's why so many become trans-laters.
lucius septimius 5/10/2021 11:28:53 AM
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Phakestinians are firing more rockets at Israel.  But they're kind and loving woke rockets.
Kosh's Shadow 5/10/2021 11:31:48 AM
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Reply to lucius septimius in 15:

Some have been fired at Jerusalem. I hope one or more hit the mosques on the Temple Mount. Of course the world will blame Israel for destroying the mosque. 

Once that is done, no more Muslim holy site! 

Alice in Dairyland 5/10/2021 11:45:26 AM
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In #8 vxbush said: I have a family member in the hospital.

Hope everything is okay.  Will be thinking of you and hoping for the best.

Alice in Dairyland 5/10/2021 11:49:12 AM
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In #11 buzzsawmonkey said: Nonetheless, it's nice to have despite the headaches.

I can't imagine not having a car.  Living in rural America is very, very different from city life.  I don't think the Greyhound stops in my little town anymore, nor any town near here.  I have to have the car just to get to the bus!  I bet the nearest passenger train is over100 miles away.  I'd have to hitch a buggy ride with the Amish to get there.

buzzsawmonkey 5/10/2021 11:52:17 AM
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In #15 lucius septimius said: Phakestinians are firing more rockets at Israel.  But they're kind and loving woke rockets.

It's just the usual end-of-Ramadan fireworks display.  Ramadan ends on Wednesday, so don't forget to go caroling if you haven't already:

It's the most bloodthirsty time of the year!
While devout Muslims fast they'll send bombers to blast any infidels near
It's the most bloodthirsty time of the year!

Each year at a different time it befalls
With a calendar that's lunar which they know the kuffar won't follow at all
Each year at a different time it befalls

They'll all fast through the daytime
But at nightfall the gay time 
Starts with feasting that lasts through the night
And if they should choose to fix
Up some jihadi tricks
The Koran tells them that it's all right

It's the most bloodthirsty time of the year
Flying limbs and beheadings infidels are dreading 
And the jihadis savor that fear
It's the most bloodthirsty time of the year

They'll all fast through the daytime
But at nightfall the gay time 
Starts with feasting that lasts through the night
And if they should choose to fix
Up some jihadi tricks
The Koran tells them that it's all right

It's the most bloodthirsty time of the year
Flying limbs and beheadings infidels are dreading 
And the jihadis savor that fear

It's the most bloodthirsty time 
Yes, the most bloodthirsty time
Oh, the most bloodthirsty time
Of the year!


Kosh's Shadow 5/10/2021 11:52:53 AM
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Gotten about 4 fake Amazon spam calls. This time, had the printer fax function pick it up.
buzzsawmonkey 5/10/2021 11:52:54 AM
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In #16 Kosh's Shadow said: Some have been fired at Jerusalem. I hope one or more hit the mosques on the Temple Mount.

Baked Al-Aksa?

buzzsawmonkey 5/10/2021 11:53:50 AM
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Oh, that Hamas!
Ram-a-dan!
Yeah, that Hamas!
Ram-a-dan!
Gotta shoot those missiles
Ram-a-dan!
With loads all fissile
Ram-a-dan!
Kosh's Shadow 5/10/2021 11:56:47 AM
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Reply to Alice in Dairyland in 18:

I live fairly far from Boston, but can walk to the commuter rail in 10 minutes. 

No supermarkets within walking distance, though. (Maybe 6 miles). Several convenience stores, but they are not well stocked with things like fresh vegetables. Lots of beer, wine, and even hard liquor, though. (And in Mass. it is difficult for these stores to get liquor licenses, at least in most towns. Not this one.) I refer to one owner as Apu. He worked at the store he now owns when the owner died, and bought it from the widow. He and his family work hard, though, but the store meets fine Calcutta standards.  I have at times wondered if the floor would hold up.

Kosh's Shadow 5/10/2021 11:57:34 AM
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In #23 Kosh's Shadow said: I live fairly far from Boston, but can walk to the commuter rail in 10 minutes. 

From there, a 90 minute ride into Boston.

Alice in Dairyland 5/10/2021 12:30:15 PM
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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 24:

I'm about one block away from milk, bread, cheese, eggs (the staples) but no fresh vegetables. The nearest town where you can get everything you NEED is about 10 miles away.  The nearest city (Appleton, Wausau or Green Bay) where you can everything you could possibly WANT is about 45-60 miles away.  Works out okay for me.

Alice in Dairyland 5/10/2021 12:37:54 PM
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In #25 Alice in Dairyland said: Works out okay for me.

Yet I prefer camping in the middle of the National Forest where there a very few people at all.  I don't want to be completely alone, but my husband is really all the company I need though.

Kosh's Shadow 5/10/2021 12:39:23 PM
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Reply to Alice in Dairyland in 25:

There's a supermarket less than 10 miles away. It is very small. When the local chain sold to a national one, the national chain closed it. A couple of years later, it reopened, but with local ownership. (I think they franchise from the national chain, since they sell the national chain's house brands).

I think the reason they opened was the town let them have a beer and wine license (rare in Mass), and they are across the parking lot from a cheap motel (advertises high speed internet, probably 90% used for porn.)

There are much better supermarkets at about twice the distance, but that one isn't bad. 

Alice in Dairyland 5/10/2021 12:56:12 PM
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In #27 Kosh's Shadow said: the town let them have a beer and wine license (rare in Mass)

Every place sells alcohol here; the grocery stores, gas stations, convenience stores.  About the only place that you can't buy alcohol at are the churches!  The number of licenses are controlled, but the numbers must be very high.  Needless to say, most of the beer depots and liquor stores have closed here.  They were put out of business by all the competition.  There are still a few in bigger cities.

Kosh's Shadow 5/10/2021 1:02:15 PM
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Reply to Alice in Dairyland in 28:

The liquor store lobby is strong here.(Or as they are officially called, Package Stores, or informally, "Packies")

But I know of a couple of gas stations that sell beer and wine!

Maybe at the Pub I'll link to the Real Housewives of South Boston bits, sponsored by "Jackie's Packie" out on rt. 39 (there is no rt. 39 in Mass)

"Jackie, we know where your packie is. We've been goin' theah since we was nine"

lucius septimius 5/10/2021 1:15:13 PM
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In #29 Kosh's Shadow said: The liquor store lobby is strong here.(Or as they are officially called, Package Stores, or informally, "Packies")

Are the Packies run by Pakis?

Occasional Reader 5/10/2021 2:16:44 PM
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‘omeward bound.
Occasional Reader 5/10/2021 2:21:39 PM
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I reckon that over the last three days I logged about 630 miles, driving my 80 something-year-old parents to, and then around, upstate New York (Utica and environs).  That is more than enough driving for me for the time being.
Kosh's Shadow 5/10/2021 2:46:09 PM
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In #20 Kosh's Shadow said: Gotten about 4 fake Amazon spam calls. This time, had the printer fax function pick it up.

These were coming in every 20 minutes. Had the fax answer one - no spam calls for hours. At least some of the robocaller machines detect fax tones and flag the number as a fax, not to be called. I was able to hear enough of the message when I had the device start receiving.

Kosh's Shadow 5/10/2021 2:48:33 PM
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In #31 Occasional Reader said: ‘omeward bound.

Jukebox

Kosh's Shadow 5/10/2021 2:56:24 PM
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In #32 Occasional Reader said: driving my 80 something-year-old parents to, and then around, upstate New York

Driving Mr. and Mrs. Reader (not exactly Driving Miss Daisy)

lucius septimius 5/10/2021 3:28:48 PM
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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 35:

Since I'm leaving tomorrow, this afternoon mom had a whole bunch of things she wanted me to cook for her and freeze before I left.  This is what always happens.

Occasional Reader 5/10/2021 3:29:44 PM
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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 35:


hopefully I have earned some points toward heaven these last couple days.

Kosh's Shadow 5/10/2021 4:04:25 PM
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In #37 Occasional Reader said: hopefully I have earned some points toward heaven these last couple days.

Says the atheist/

Occasional Reader 5/10/2021 4:09:21 PM
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In #36 lucius septimius said: this afternoon mom had a whole bunch of things she wanted me to cook for her

See, my mom (a d dad) know better than to ask me for that. It’s your fault for being a good cook.

Occasional Reader 5/10/2021 4:10:53 PM
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In #38 Kosh's Shadow said: Says the atheist/

I believe that God is generous enough to forgive me for not believing in him.

Kosh's Shadow 5/10/2021 4:12:04 PM
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NYC UN  - The UN condemns Israel for being in the way of missiles and rockets launched from Gaza, and also for forcing Hamas and Islamic Jihad to launch the missiles. "If there were no Jews in Palestine, Hamas could go back to its peaceful work of throwing Fatah members out of windows"

/do I need to?

buzzsawmonkey 5/10/2021 4:20:25 PM
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In #40 Occasional Reader said: I believe that God is generous enough to forgive me for not believing in him.

I've been asked, from time to time, whether I believe in God.  I always reply that my belief in God may fluctuate, but I've always felt that God believed in me.

Occasional Reader 5/10/2021 4:38:50 PM
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In #42 buzzsawmonkey said: I've been asked, from time to time, whether I believe in God.

If I feel like being argumentative, my first response to that question is always, “define ‘God’.”

lucius septimius 5/10/2021 4:43:51 PM
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In #39 Occasional Reader said: It’s your fault for being a good cook.

She only likes my cooking now because I'm unattached.  If I had a wife/girlfriend she would complain loudly about how everything I make is because of HER controlling powers and whatever seasonings I'm using are part and parcel of my willful betrayal of her, my family, and my entire bloodline back to days of the Puritans.

That is not, by the way, an exaggeration. 

Occasional Reader 5/10/2021 4:47:54 PM
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In #44 lucius septimius said: everything I make is because of HER controlling powers and whatever seasonings I'm using are part and parcel of my willful betrayal of her, my family, and my entire bloodline back to days of the Puritans.

Well, duh.  Even I knew that.


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