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Posted on 10/26/2022 5.00 AM

JCM 10/22/2022 3:56:04 PM


Posted by: JCM

Occasional Reader 10/26/2022 7:56:50 AM
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So, I awoke this morning from whatever the heck dream I was having, with the immediate thought: I'm worried that I don't have any beer on hand, for breakfast.

Only as I came awake did I realize: Huh?  I don't drink beer with breakfast; hell, I don't even want to drink beer with breakfast. 

vxbush 10/26/2022 8:32:11 AM
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In #1 Occasional Reader said: Only as I came awake did I realize: Huh?  I don't drink beer with breakfast; hell, I don't even want to drink beer with breakfast. 

But clearly your body wants you to be drink beer for breakfast. Clearly it's the only answer. /



buzzsawmonkey 10/26/2022 8:41:46 AM
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Reply to Occasional Reader in 1:

Confucius say, "Man who drink beer for breakfast soon become sadder Budweiser."

lucius septimius 10/26/2022 9:09:04 AM
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In #1 Occasional Reader said: I don't drink beer with breakfast; hell, I don't even want to drink beer with breakfast. 

Good choice - better to pour whiskey on your cornflakes.

buzzsawmonkey 10/26/2022 9:26:34 AM
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In #4 lucius septimius said: better to pour whiskey on your cornflakes.

Corn to corn---makes sense.

JCM 10/26/2022 9:33:28 AM
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lucius septimius 10/26/2022 9:36:30 AM
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Reply to buzzsawmonkey in 5:

Building a hedge around Torah in a way if you think about it.

buzzsawmonkey 10/26/2022 10:42:13 AM
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Reply to lucius septimius in 7:

You remind me of the old joke:  wherever you find four Hasidim, you'll find a fifth.

Occasional Reader 10/26/2022 11:35:03 AM
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Reply to buzzsawmonkey in 8:

Hey, *I* grew up in a religion where you're actually encouraged to "drink on the job", so to speak (even the priests).

Advantage: Catholicism. 


/admittedly, the wine was always pretty lousy

vxbush 10/26/2022 2:17:14 PM
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The very common Logitech C920 webcam apparently likes to start flickering during videos, and the only way you can fix it is to install the Logitech Settings app to change the video frame rate from NTSC (60 Hz) to PAL (50 Hz). Which is slightly bonkers, but okay. 

But Logitech wants you to install the G Hub app instead, and if you install that app, it takes over control of the webcam so much that Zoom can't use it. At all. 

The stupid, it burns. 

Kosh's Shadow 10/26/2022 5:38:39 PM
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Kosh's Shadow 10/26/2022 5:40:00 PM
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In #9 Occasional Reader said: /admittedly, the wine was always pretty lousy

How does it compare to Manischewitz?

Kosh's Shadow 10/26/2022 5:42:00 PM
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In #10 vxbush said: But Logitech wants you to install the G Hub app instead, and if you install that app, it takes over control of the webcam so much that Zoom can't use it. At all. 

Mr. Spock says that is highly illogitech

Kosh's Shadow 10/26/2022 6:14:33 PM
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In #11 Kosh's Shadow said: Jukebox2

I had a record with that song as a kid. All the references to alcohol were removed


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