The Daily Broadside


Posted on 03/11/2023 5.00 AM

JCM 3/4/2023 7:04:36 PM

Posted by: JCM

Kosh's Shadow 3/10/2023 7:47:50 PM

Nuclear Base Focuses on Diversity, Fails Nuclear Inspections

I think we need nooklear combat with the wokies!

-Gen Jack D. Ripper (he/him/his and if you don't like it, f yourself you commie!)

lucius septimius 3/11/2023 5:35:24 AM

Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 1:

Why am I not surprised. 

Occasional Reader 3/11/2023 7:04:44 AM

Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 1:

The US armed forces have led in “diversity” for decades; they were one of the few places 50 years ago where you could find black people ordering white people around.  But it’s never good enough for the Wokies.

And are you sure General Ripper isn’t LGBTQWERTY+++?

JCM 3/11/2023 8:37:49 AM

Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 1:

Clearly they didn't hire enough luggage appropriation specialists.

JCM 3/11/2023 8:37:50 AM

Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 1:

Clearly they didn't hire enough luggage appropriation specialists.

Occasional Reader 3/11/2023 10:34:02 AM

Kosh's Shadow 3/11/2023 10:46:19 AM

Reply to Occasional Reader in 6:

Obviously keeping adequate assets in a bank is racist, sexist, homophobic, and anti-immigrant.

Occasional Reader 3/11/2023 11:22:20 AM

Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 7:

And ERGs… encouraging employees to self-segregate based on chromosomes and the like… what could possibly go wrong?

Occasional Reader 3/11/2023 4:21:52 PM
I have decided that I do not need to declare my pronouns. I am, however, declaring my verb tenses. When you are referring to me, you are forbidden from using any past verb tenses. You may use present and future tenses only.

So, for instance, when talking about me, you may not say, “he did that yesterday“. You may say, for instance, “he does that yesterday“, or “he will do that yesterday“.

These are my declared verb tenses. If you do not obey me, I will contact Karen from human resources and get you fired.
Occasional Reader 3/11/2023 7:32:02 PM

And while I’m Proggie-culture-jamming:

The ironic thing about Ketanji Brown-Jackson’s “I’m not a biologist!” exclamation is that it actually flies directly in the face of “gender theory“, as the Wokies proclaim to understand it.

If it’s true, as they claim to believe, that a man can become a woman simply by declaring that he is a woman, then defining a woman is all about hermeneutics, and has nothing to do with biology at all.

She should be forced to resign, based on her act of hate speech against the trans community.

No, wait; she should be arrested, charged, and tried for genocide in the International Criminal Court, based on her act of (linguistic) genocide, which sought to “erase” the trans community.

Kosh's Shadow 3/11/2023 8:31:38 PM
It's going to be Daylight Scamming Time soon, when they move the workday an hour earlier and pretend it is the same time, so people won't complain they have to get up an hour earlier

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