The Daily Broadside

Saturday

Posted on 03/18/2023 5.00 AM

JCM 3/11/2023 6:02:31 PM


Posted by: JCM

Occasional Reader 3/18/2023 7:10:08 AM
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Don’t get sand in your breakfast.
JCM 3/18/2023 8:19:17 AM
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Meaningless gesture of the year!

The International Criminal Court issues an arrest warrant for Putin

Kosh's Shadow 3/18/2023 10:59:24 AM
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St. Patrick Glad He Brought Christianity To The Anglo-Saxons So Their Descendants Could Get Plastered And Punch Each Other

Patrick went down in history as the man widely recognized for Christianizing the Picts and Anglo-Saxon people, a feat now celebrated by everyone dressing as fictional leprechaun characters, pinching anyone who forgets to wear green clothing, and becoming insanely intoxicated. Now, several centuries after his death, St. Patrick looks back on his life's work philosophically. "I guess being known as the guy with the clovers is just as good," he said. "It's better than not being remembered for anything, right?"

Occasional Reader 3/18/2023 1:45:44 PM
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Reply to JCM in 2:

Manhattan DA says: Hold my beer.

JCM 3/18/2023 2:11:20 PM
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Reply to Occasional Reader in 4:

Manhattan DA and all the Soros DAs are Lavrentiy Beria reincarnated.

Show me the man, I'll show you the crime.

Kosh's Shadow 3/18/2023 2:26:02 PM
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I suggest a new flag for the US. Instead of stars, use bananas.
Occasional Reader 3/18/2023 3:36:10 PM
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Reply to JCM in 5: Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 6:


I am starting to lose faith that we can ever vote our way out of this.



JCM 3/18/2023 3:39:37 PM
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Reply to Occasional Reader in 7:

Without serious election reform I tend to agree.

Kosh's Shadow 3/18/2023 3:40:29 PM
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In #7 Occasional Reader said: I am starting to lose faith that we can ever vote our way out of this.

Only approved candidates can run, tovarich.

JCM 3/18/2023 3:41:56 PM
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I see no serious efforts underway. Election reform is invariably racist.

Lake's AZ case I think is a bellwether case. It's clear from testimony that intentional malfeasance occured.

Kosh's Shadow 3/18/2023 3:43:29 PM
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Well, unlike 1984, we won't have "Victory Stew"; we'll have "Peace Insects"

Oh, you have a problem that insects aren't kosher? You joooish na*i, 50 holocausts against the Palestinians!

(Abbas accused Israel of 50 Holocausts, which would have resulted in all the Palestinians dead several times over. And he did it in Germany, and they did not throw his ass out for Holocaust denial)

Kosh's Shadow 3/18/2023 3:59:56 PM
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Elon Musk is taking down the Department of Truth and its allies, big tech.

I note AFTER the lab leak story broke, suddenly there is some "evidence" that COVID came from some animal.

But no one has found anything closer than virus 96% similar, which is 40-70 years of viral evolution, And in that time, it got really good at infecting people, without ever having been found to infect people in the wild. That breaks the rules of natural selection. If all that evolution was done in a lab as part of gain of function research, then it would be "unnatural selection" and much more likely.

JCM 3/18/2023 4:32:52 PM
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Must see movie of 2023!

Bigfoot vs. Illuminati

Kosh's Shadow 3/18/2023 5:26:49 PM
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This just in

July 4 will be renamed "Dependence Day" to show how people are dependent on the government and must vote for those who will keep giving htem free stuff.

Also, San Francisco will be bankrupt after paying out all the reparations.

Occasional Reader 3/18/2023 5:55:14 PM
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Reply to JCM in 13:

It’s a documentary.

Kosh's Shadow 3/18/2023 6:04:55 PM
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In #15 Occasional Reader said: It’s a documentary.

Idiocracy was a documentary. Except President Camacho cared about his people more than Obama or Biden

Occasional Reader 3/18/2023 7:21:58 PM
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In #16 Kosh's Shadow said: Idiocracy was a documentary.

Not true!

Just try to get an Obamacare-funded diagnosis of "you talk like a fag".  


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