The Daily Broadside


Posted on 07/09/2023 5.00 AM

JCM 7/8/2023 5:22:07 PM

Posted by: JCM

Occasional Reader 7/9/2023 7:06:41 AM

Good morning.

For your consideration: Joe Biden isn’t senile, he’s stupid

Of course, “both” is also an option.

JCM 7/9/2023 9:17:22 AM

Reply to Occasional Reader in 1:

He's never been the sharpest knife but he's in the elite league of corruption.

Occasional Reader 7/9/2023 9:22:47 AM

Reply to JCM in 2:

As someone at Insty commented, he has a reptilian brain. Very useful for certain things, not so much for a lot of other things.

Kosh's Shadow 7/9/2023 9:26:08 AM

Those glorious days befor Zionism when Jews and Muslims lived together....

(original sources given in the link)

This Jewish population is poor beyond any adequate word ; it is degraded in its social and political condition, to a state of misery, so great, that it possesses no rights. It can shew no wealth even if possessed of it, because to display riches would secure robbery from the Mahometan population, the Turkish officials, or the Bedouin Arab. … He creeps along that soil, where his forefathers proudly strode in the fulness of a wonderful prosperity, as an alien, an outcast, a creature less than a dog, and below the oppressed Christian beggar in his own ancestral plains and cities. No harvest ripens for his hand, for he cannot tell whether he will be permitted to gather it. Land occupied by a Jew is exposed to robbery and waste. A most peevish jealousy exists against the landed prosperity, or commercial wealth, or trading advancement of the Jew. Hindrances exist to the settlement of a British Christian in that country, but a thousand petty obstructions are created to prevent the establishment of a Jew on waste land, or to the purchase and rental of land by a Jew. “

And (in the 1850's, when the monetary amounts given here were of considerable value)

…Notwithstanding these glimpses of honorary distinction the Jews are humiliated by the payment, through the Chief Rabbi, of pensions to Moslem local exactors, for instance the sum of 300£. a year to the Effendi whose house adjoins the ‘ wailing place,’ or fragment of the western wall of the Temple enclosure, for permission to pray there; 100£. a year to the villagers of Siloam for not disturbing the graves on the slope of the Mount of Olives ; 50£ a year to the Ta’amra Arabs for not injuring the Sepulcher of Rachel near Bethlehem, and about 10£ a year to Sheikh Abu Gosh for not molesting their people [the Jews] on the high road to Jaffa…

And the current "Palestinians" might not even be this nice, but more murderous (as shown by their current behavior)

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Kosh's Shadow 7/9/2023 9:34:40 AM

And such "peace partners" (see my #4)

Mahmoud Abbas’ Fatah calls for ‘armed intifada’ with attacks on Tel Aviv

But as per Biden (see post #1) it is all Israel's fault

Biden: This is one of the most extreme Israeli gov'ts I've seen

Kosh's Shadow 7/9/2023 9:35:31 AM

Stormtroopers Now Deadly Accurate After Adding Pistol Braces To All Their Blasters

Sources within the Rebel Alliance expressed grave concern over this new wave of Imperial deadliness. "Even though we've always been outnumbered and technologically outmatched, we've always been able to rely on the stormtroopers not being able to hit the broadside of a bantha," said General Crix Madine in an encrypted holoprojection. "With these pistol braces being used, I'm afraid it's only a matter of time before we get wiped out. We're no match for pistol braces!"

At publishing time, though the Rebel Alliance was rumored to be scouring the galaxy in a desperate attempt to obtain pistol braces of their own, an Imperial victory was all but guaranteed after the Emperor banned the braces for civilian use.

Never mind the "common sense blaster control" that means anyone not a clone stormtrooper cannot posess a blaster.

JCM 7/9/2023 12:04:19 PM
Kosh's Shadow 7/9/2023 2:21:41 PM

Ben And Jerry Announce Native Americans May Exchange White Man’s Scalp For Free Pint Of Chunky Monkey

Hmmm. Me thinkum me get two scoops - scalps of Ben and Jerry. Not even worth one scoop each. Great deal.

Kosh's Shadow 7/9/2023 2:42:51 PM

Congratulations, a Man Just Won Miss Netherlands

I will not make any tasteless jokes about plugging holes in dykes.

Kosh's Shadow 7/9/2023 2:57:45 PM

From behind the paywall that lets me in anyway:

There’s Only One Way Cocaine Could Have Gotten Into the White House

According to former Secret Service agent Dan Bongino, it doesn’t matter where the cocaine was found.

“There’s going to be a lot of commentary on this from people who have not done security or aren’t even remotely familiar with how security at the White House even works,” he explained. “It’s a roughly 18-acre complex. So here’s the thing: it’s surrounded by magnetometers and checkpoints.

Bongino continued, “So whether this cocaine was found in the Lincoln Bedroom or in, say, the Diplomatic Reception Room, it doesn’t matter. Somebody had to bypass a security magnetometer checkpoint to get that in there.”

“The only way to get cocaine into the White House in the first place is to bypass the checkpoints,” he elaborated. “It’s someone who would have bypassed the checkpoints. Well, who bypasses the checkpoints? The Secret Service with the protectees.”

And those are Joe Biden and his family members. The Secret Service won’t go through the checkpoints because they have guns on them to protect the First Family. “The Secret Service didn’t have cocaine on them. So it had to be one of the protectees. There’s no other explanation. That would never have gotten through the checkpoint. There’s not a chance in hell.”

Without mentioning anyone specifically by name, Bongino suspects that it was a family member who brought it and left it.

Kosh's Shadow 7/9/2023 3:27:47 PM

In #11 Kosh's Shadow said: Without mentioning anyone specifically by name, Bongino suspects that it was a family member who brought it and left it.

Maybe they were practicing 19th century medicine and DOCTOR Jill BIden brought it in?///////////////////////////////////////////////////////

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