The Daily Broadside

Thursday

Posted on 03/14/2024 5.00 AM

JCM 3/10/2024 5:27:36 PM


Posted by: JCM

vxbush 3/14/2024 5:41:27 AM
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Now We Know Why That Philly Mass Shooting Story Vanished

Yup. They were Amish.
vxbush 3/14/2024 5:45:43 AM
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Confirmed: Minority Voters Shifting to GOP in Large Numbers
vxbush 3/14/2024 5:46:53 AM
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Not One Democrat Witness Agreed That Only U.S. Citizens Should Vote In Elections

This is absolutely par for them.

vxbush 3/14/2024 5:50:31 AM
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The Partnership Between X and Don Lemon Didn't Last Very Long

Lemon comes off looking like the empty suit he appears to be.

JCM 3/14/2024 7:29:30 AM
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Reply to vxbush in 3:

Remember when those right wing xenophobes like me warned Motor Voter would lead to illegals voting?

Occasional Reader 3/14/2024 7:35:36 AM
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Reply to JCM in 5:


You were just trying to keep black Americans from voting!


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JCM 3/14/2024 7:45:53 AM
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Reply to Occasional Reader in 6:

I'm even worse than that.... 

I'm leaning toward only net taxpayers than can pass a civics quiz should be able to vote.

vxbush 3/14/2024 9:28:15 AM
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Reply to JCM in 7:

I totally understand why. I’m starting to see the value of saying only landholders can vote. 



Occasional Reader 3/14/2024 10:03:32 AM
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Chuck Schumer announces Netanyahu as an “obstacle to peace“, calls for new elections in Israel, doesn’t seem to have any big problem with the current state of political affairs in “Palestine“, or see Hamas as an “obstacle to peace“.



JCM 3/14/2024 12:24:18 PM
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Reply to Occasional Reader in 9:

Phucky Schumky should be labeled as terrorist threat. Put on no fly lists, watch lists and ejected from the Senate.

Being a totalitarian of course he is a fellow traveler.



JCM 3/14/2024 12:35:12 PM
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Reply to Occasional Reader in 9:

Hey Phucky Schumky.... I remember you don't like interference in elections...

Schumer Floor Remarks On Senate Dems’ Efforts To Pass Commonsense Legislation To Secure Our Elections From Foreign Interference

buzzsawmonkey 3/14/2024 1:01:39 PM
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Here in NYC, the temperature has soared to nearly 70 degrees.  Lovely, balmy.

And, meanwhile, legions of women---young, old, fat, thin---who would disembowel a male who presumed to treat them as a "sex object"---are running around showing off their midriffs, shoulders, backs, and about 3/4ths of their cleavage, not to mention wearing skintight leggings which show clefts fore and aft, and in some cases are slashed up the sides with crisscross lacings to show as much side-leg as possible.

Then there's the droopy-drawers crowd on the male side, with pants that somehow cannot get pulled up past the groin area, presumably to display their highly-colored nethergarb.  To these, we dedicate the following ditty:

Do your pants hang low

As you waddle to and fro?

Do you feel sophisticated

As your underwear you show?

Does it make you feel important

To make your legs look foreshortened?

Do your pants hang low?

It's gonna be a long summer; I can tell right now.

vxbush 3/14/2024 4:17:48 PM
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Reply to buzzsawmonkey in 12:

I was in town in the middle of February when it was very cold. Saw a college student who had a hoodie on over her bra, no jacket, and sweatpants. Said hoodie was unzipped most of the way. 

To say she looked clueless is an insult to the actress in that movie. 


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