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Occasional Reader
3/27/2021 6:45:48 AM
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Good news, everyone! It’s Saturday!
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lucius septimius
3/27/2021 7:26:21 AM
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Thinking of the sign from last night's pub, it would be a different matter had the "Queen's Head" belonged to Anne Boleyn rather than Victoria.
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Kosh's Shadow
3/27/2021 7:48:10 AM
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In #1 Occasional Reader said: Good news, everyone! In Futurama, that's how Professor Farnsworth would tell everyone about some new mission, especially if it was a really dangerous one.
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Occasional Reader
3/27/2021 7:49:01 AM
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Reply to lucius septimius in 2: I think that would have raised tensions to the Boleyn point.
So the photo illustrating our thread brings me to one of my first world problem rants; the near and possibility of finding a classic eggs Benedict served at a restaurant anywhere around where I live. Everybody wants to jazz that dish up too much, and it does not need jazzing up.
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Kosh's Shadow
3/27/2021 7:52:13 AM
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In #4 Occasional Reader said: finding a classic eggs Benedict served at a restaurant anywhere around where I live. Everybody wants to jazz that dish up too much, and it does not need jazzing up. So what you are saying, they are traitors to the dish; Eggs Benedict Arnold
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Occasional Reader
3/27/2021 7:57:04 AM
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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 5: ‘zactly.
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Occasional Reader
3/27/2021 7:58:13 AM
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Reply to Occasional Reader in 6: come to think of it, ironically, if they used good old Arnold’s English muffins as a base for the dish, they’d be faithful, rather than traitors.
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Kosh's Shadow
3/27/2021 7:58:39 AM
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I was going to make a joke about what they did with chopped off heads; that they played a medieval game involving sending the head down a wooden lane to knock down pins - as in Boleyn pins, but I figured I'd spare you frim having to go on strike.
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Occasional Reader
3/27/2021 8:55:04 AM
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In #4 Occasional Reader said: the near and possibility Sigh. ”near impossibility”
Voice to text, man.
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lucius septimius
3/27/2021 9:56:26 AM
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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 8: 
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Kosh's Shadow
3/27/2021 10:32:29 AM
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Reply to lucius septimius in 11:
The sketch seems to be unavailable, but Monty Python did parody of suburban sitcoms, "The Attila the Hun Show" with a sappy theme and a laugh track. Attila returns home; his wife asks how the day went "Just another merciless sack of Western Europe", and he takes out something for his little kids - a severed head. "I just wanted you kids to get ahead!" (cue the laugh track) (I think the sketch is probably banned because Attila has a butler, played by Eric Idle in blackface)
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Occasional Reader
3/27/2021 11:26:41 AM
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lucius septimius
3/27/2021 1:38:11 PM
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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 12: It's still in my DVD collection.
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PaladinPhil
3/27/2021 2:13:03 PM
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A very informative video about the robustness of ammunition. Good information to have in general.
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Kosh's Shadow
3/27/2021 2:16:14 PM
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In #14 lucius septimius said: It's still in my DVD collection. In mine, too. They can't cancel DVDs you own. Same with books. At least until the Fahrenheit 451 world.
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Kosh's Shadow
3/27/2021 3:44:23 PM
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I forgot about the seder Seemed a long time to come How could I forget Pesach shopping Forgot we are the chosen ones I let it slip from my mind, honey
I went and walked on by The kosher market ready for me I forgot to go inside and resupply The matzah got lost The matzah got lost The matzah got lost Somewhere down the line
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Occasional Reader
3/27/2021 4:39:22 PM
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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 17:
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Hopefully we won’t mar’or or otherwise disfigure this thread with further Passover food puns.
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Kosh's Shadow
3/27/2021 4:44:09 PM
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Reply to Occasional Reader in 18: Sorry, but I still need to write the song from My Favorite Shiksa, "I'm Getting Maror'ed in the Evening"
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