The Daily Broadside

Wednesday

Posted on 07/14/2021 5.00 AM

JCM 7/10/2021 7:21:10 PM


Posted by: JCM

vxbush 7/14/2021 5:24:32 AM
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Kosh, I got a notice this morning in Safari when visiting the site that the site certificate isn't valid and getting the warning that malicious actors may be doing malicious things. The message suggested the certificate was expired. Just a heads up. 
Occasional Reader 7/14/2021 6:02:23 AM
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Good morning. 

EU eagerly signals desire to commit suicide:


I’m sure the Biden gang will just as eagerly join in.

Kosh's Shadow 7/14/2021 6:07:10 AM
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Reply to vxbush in 1:

Certificate did expire, but the hosting company responded quickly and updated it.

smarterasp.net

just in case anyone is interested in a hosting company

Kosh's Shadow 7/14/2021 6:08:16 AM
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Reply to Occasional Reader in 2:

And the result will be MORE CO2 emissions as industry moves to China, which will build coal plants to supply electricity.

buzzsawmonkey 7/14/2021 6:16:56 AM
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Voter soppressata is a favored dish at the Washington traitorrias frequented by Democrats.
doppelganglander 7/14/2021 6:56:31 AM
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Reply to buzzsawmonkey in 5:
Punning in Italian now! Well done!


Occasional Reader 7/14/2021 7:13:35 AM
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In #5 buzzsawmonkey said: Voter soppressata is a favored dish at the Washington traitorrias frequented by Democrats.

The barrage of lies being repeated by the DeMSM about this issue is just breathtaking. 

Occasional Reader 7/14/2021 7:15:19 AM
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In #4 Kosh's Shadow said: And the result will be MORE CO2 emissions as industry moves to China, which will build coal plants to supply electricity.

And, of course, the accompanying withering-away of European industrial capacity, and even more massive and persistent unemployment.

But the mandarins in Brussels will FEEL good, that's what's important. 

vxbush 7/14/2021 7:16:36 AM
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In #6 doppelganglander said: Punning in Italian now! Well done!

We've got serious experts here in comedy.

Kosh's Shadow 7/14/2021 7:17:36 AM
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In #5 buzzsawmonkey said: traitorrias

+++++



vxbush 7/14/2021 7:18:02 AM
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In #3 Kosh's Shadow said: Certificate did expire, but the hosting company responded quickly and updated it.

Ah. That explains why the site went down for me for a a while. I couldn't get back on for about 10 minutes. 

Occasional Reader 7/14/2021 7:21:05 AM
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In #6 doppelganglander said: Punning in Italian now! Well done!

Speaking of which; I had an Italian colleague comment to me, very matter-of-factly, just yesterday, "Italy shoiuld never have been unified into one country; it was a mistake from the beginning."

Which I found rather surprising. 


Occasional Reader 7/14/2021 7:21:45 AM
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In #9 vxbush said: We've got serious experts here in comedy.

Their Italian-related Comedy is simply Divine! 

Kosh's Shadow 7/14/2021 7:28:19 AM
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In #8 Occasional Reader said: But the mandarins in Brussels will FEEL good,

Those in Brussels hope some good will sprout from their efforts

buzzsawmonkey 7/14/2021 7:32:40 AM
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Got my foot stitches out yesterday, and I got to keep as a souvenir the pin that was straightening out my toe.  

I asked the doctor whether, having pulled out the pin from my foot, she was now the rightful ruler of Britain, King Arthur sword-in-the-stone style.  She looked confused for a moment, and then started laughing.  Later I realized I should have made an “Androcles and the Lion” reference.

Anyway, still stuck with the damn boot for another 3-4 weeks, but I’m limping towards recovery. 
Occasional Reader 7/14/2021 7:36:56 AM
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In #15 buzzsawmonkey said: I asked the doctor whether, having pulled out the pin from my foot, she was now the rightful ruler of Britain, King Arthur sword-in-the-stone style.  She looked confused for a moment

Nice.

Reminds me of the time I was at the dermatologist some years back, and she was about to use a laser device that was dangling from the ceiling, in order to remove a small blemish on my face (a procedure which worked very well).  As she was reclining my chair under the laser apparatus, I asked, in my best Sean Connery brogue, "do you exshpect me to talk?" 

Sadly, she didn't get it.  


vxbush 7/14/2021 7:38:36 AM
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In #16 Occasional Reader said: As she was reclining my chair under the laser apparatus, I asked, in my best Sean Connery brogue, "do you exshpect me to talk?"  Sadly, she didn't get it.  

Her loss. That was a good joke.

Occasional Reader 7/14/2021 7:39:29 AM
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In #15 buzzsawmonkey said: still stuck with the damn boot for another 3-4 weeks

Well, you should have paid those parking tickets... 


Anyway, glad to hear you are on the mend.

Kosh's Shadow 7/14/2021 8:05:28 AM
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Years ago, the group I worked in had spare equipment in an unoccupied cubicle. They put a bookshelf in the doorway to keep equipment from walking out.

I put a sign on it "For the Love of God, Montresor!"

No one got it.

Occasional Reader 7/14/2021 8:09:45 AM
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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 19:

With that poe attempt at humor, they probably thought you were a raven' lunatic.

Occasional Reader 7/14/2021 8:10:49 AM
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In #16 Occasional Reader said: remove a small blemish on from my face



JCM 7/14/2021 9:01:48 AM
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Step 1: Release prisoners, because... COVID.

Oh, wow look the prisons are empty!

Step 2: Wash. corrections officials to close prison units to save money

Crime increases.

Step 3: We don't have room for more convicted felons.... we'll have to use deferment...

Yeah, right... it's not an intentional plan.

vxbush 7/14/2021 9:06:37 AM
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In #22 JCM said: Yeah, right... it's not an intentional plan.

They seem to be following this kind of thinking in a lot of areas. 

JCM 7/14/2021 9:30:56 AM
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Reply to vxbush in 23:

Amazing how many leftist agenda items got implement for COVID.

Kosh's Shadow 7/14/2021 10:01:14 AM
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In #24 JCM said: Amazing how many leftist agenda items got implement for COVID.

Almost as if the Dems colluded with China to release COVID and have it spread.

@PBJ3 7/14/2021 10:16:47 AM
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Larry Elder to run for CA governor.

Kosh's Shadow 7/14/2021 10:21:33 AM
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A reminder that Windows users should run Windows Update. (Settings, Update and Security)

Work pushed an update shortly after Microsoft released it, which means it was important enough to evaluate and release. (They have their own software management tool)

buzzsawmonkey 7/14/2021 10:24:14 AM
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In #26 @PBJ3 said: Larry Elder to run for CA governor.


He could become an Elder statesman.

vxbush 7/14/2021 10:25:36 AM
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George Floyd Mural in Toledo Destroyed by Lightning.
JCM 7/14/2021 10:26:16 AM
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Reply to vxbush in 29:

God smote the idol of George.

@PBJ3 7/14/2021 10:35:55 AM
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In #28 buzzsawmonkey said: He could become an Elder statesman.

There you go!



buzzsawmonkey 7/14/2021 10:58:38 AM
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South American Cartels: Drug-Smuggling.

Democrats Advocating Legalization of Marijuana and Hard Drugs: Smug-Druggling.

buzzsawmonkey 7/14/2021 11:47:38 AM
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There is nothing quite as disgusting as the Biden administration telling potential Cuban refugees that they will not be permitted entry, while the administration holds the southern border open to a tsunami of illegals.
Kosh's Shadow 7/14/2021 11:57:22 AM
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In #33 buzzsawmonkey said: There is nothing quite as disgusting as the Biden administration telling potential Cuban refugeens that they will not be permitted entry, while the administration holds the southern border open to a tsunami of illegals.

The administration knows Cuban refugees will vote Republican, having suffered through socialism.

doppelganglander 7/14/2021 12:00:07 PM
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Reply to buzzsawmonkey in 33:

And by a DHS secretary who is himself a Cuban refugee! He rivals Soros for worst Kapo of the last 100 years.

doppelganglander 7/14/2021 12:04:06 PM
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Reply to Occasional Reader in 16:

I find that jokes, puns, and impressions are often wasted on members of the general public. Too many people just don't get jokes unless they're about current pop stars, of whom I know nothing. 

Occasional Reader 7/14/2021 12:12:57 PM
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In #28 buzzsawmonkey said: He could become an Elder statesman.

His supporters could dub themselves the Elder Things. 

vxbush 7/14/2021 12:17:37 PM
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In #35 doppelganglander said: And by a DHS secretary who is himself a Cuban refugee! He rivals Soros for worst Kapo of the last 100 years.

Yes, that is particularly heinous. 



buzzsawmonkey 7/14/2021 12:19:38 PM
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In #38 vxbush said: Yes, that is particularly heinous


I think that's properly spelled "anus."

Occasional Reader 7/14/2021 12:55:39 PM
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Heckuva job, American MSM.



Occasional Reader 7/14/2021 12:59:51 PM
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Reply to Occasional Reader in 40:

I still torture myself by occasionally listening to NPR, basically as oppo research.

On NPR "News" yesterday, the newsreader made a reference to, and I quote, "Trump's lie" that the 2020 election was affected by fraud.

Not "Trump's claim"... his "lie".

"This is NPR."

/and it's supported by YOU, taxpayer

vxbush 7/14/2021 12:59:55 PM
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In #39 buzzsawmonkey said: I think that's properly spelled "anus."

You may be right about that. 

vxbush 7/14/2021 1:06:08 PM
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In #41 Occasional Reader said: Not "Trump's claim"... his "lie".

Yes, the media makes a huge effort to batten down the narrative, regardless of the truth of the situation. 

JCM 7/14/2021 1:08:27 PM
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Reply to Occasional Reader in 41:

Reply to vxbush in 43:

The media is fully committed to the role of Fifth Column.



buzzsawmonkey 7/14/2021 1:38:11 PM
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In #41 Occasional Reader said: Not "Trump's claim"... his "lie".

They've been reflexively hitting "lie," "false claim," "untruth," etc., for months now.

It's like the galvanic response of the amputated frog's leg in high-school science, when the frog's leg kicks after being touched by a live wire.


buzzsawmonkey 7/14/2021 1:39:02 PM
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In #40 Occasional Reader said: Heckuva job, American MSM.

They've earned it.  They've certainly striven mightily to do so.

Kosh's Shadow 7/14/2021 1:52:39 PM
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In #44 JCM said: The media is fully committed to the role of Fifth Column.

Fourth Estate, Fifth Column

JCM 7/14/2021 1:56:12 PM
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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 47:

They gave up their position as the Fourth Estate, and become part of the Fifth Column.


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