JCM 9/19/2021 7:47:58 AM

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From WZ

ABBOTT N COSTELLO’S ‘WHO’S BEEN VACCINATED?’
Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’
Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’
Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’
Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Yes.’
Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’
Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’
Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’
Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’
Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’
Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.
Bud: ‘Ok.’
Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’
Bud: ‘That’s right.’
Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Certainly.’
Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’
Bud: ‘That’s fine.’
Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’
Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’
Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’
Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’
Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’
Bud: ‘Correct.’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’
Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’
Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’
Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’
Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’
Lou: ‘So how in the world can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?

Kosh's Shadow 9/19/2021 7:59:37 AM

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AOC's 'Tax the rich' dress designer owes tax debt in multiple states

Occasional Reader 9/19/2021 8:56:32 AM

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Reply to JCM in 1:

++++

Occasional Reader 9/19/2021 8:58:09 AM

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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 2:

Ah, but there’s a loophole, see; she’s a “woman of color”, and that means she’s perpetually poor.  

See, every good “anti-racist” knows that your socio-economic status is decided by your race, for all time.

Occasional Reader 9/19/2021 8:59:13 AM

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Mr. Klain! Tear down this “wall”!

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2021/09/18/staffers-trying-to-build-wall-to-stop-people-from-seeing-what-a-mess-biden-is-n444812

buzzsawmonkey 9/19/2021 9:58:19 AM

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buzzsawmonkey 9/19/2021 10:07:28 AM

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JCM 9/19/2021 10:50:55 AM

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JCM 9/19/2021 10:52:11 AM

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Reply to JCM in 8:

4 MiGs in one sortie.

With a F9F Panther.

Kept a secret until the Soviet Union fell and Russia release a report.

buzzsawmonkey 9/19/2021 1:13:23 PM

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Kosh's Shadow 9/19/2021 2:44:49 PM

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In #10 buzzsawmonkey said: According to the Jerusalem Post, the Museum of Modern Art in NYC was targeted by pro-Palestinian demonstrators advocating "global intifada."

The global Taliban - they'd just destroy the place, along with the Metropolitan Museum of Art

Kosh's Shadow 9/19/2021 2:47:37 PM

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We need a movie for the upcoming holiday, maybe

I'm Gonna Git Your Sukkah

buzzsawmonkey 9/19/2021 3:14:57 PM

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buzzsawmonkey 9/19/2021 3:16:10 PM

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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 12:

I've been trying to come up with seasonal songs like "Be-Bop-a-Lulav."

Kosh's Shadow 9/19/2021 3:19:28 PM

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In #13 buzzsawmonkey said: Oh, and according to WZ, AOC has introduced an amendment to halt arms sales to Israel.

Also in JPost (link)