Kosh's Shadow 10/8/2021 5:09:38 AM

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Kosh's Shadow 10/8/2021 6:06:58 AM

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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 1:

I do find the taskbar, where the start menu is to the left of the expanding taskbar instead of at the far left, a bit disconcerting at times, but I usually run applications that aren't already pinned to the taskbar by pressing Windows and typing the name of the application, and that works the same.

vxbush 10/8/2021 6:09:25 AM

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In #2 Kosh's Shadow said: I do find the taskbar, where the start menu is to the left of the expanding taskbar instead of at the far left, a bit disconcerting at times, but I usually run applications that aren't already pinned to the taskbar by pressing Windows and typing the name of the application, and that works the same.

But you know there will be some people who will declare that this is a WINDOWS KILLER and someone will have to provide a workaround. Because change is bad. 

Morning, campers. Nothing like coming in to work to find the carpet soaking wet from the radiator. 

Kosh's Shadow 10/8/2021 6:23:53 AM

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Apparently US Space Force personnel are referred to as "Guardians"

So, are they Guardians of the Galaxy?/

Kosh's Shadow 10/8/2021 6:25:06 AM

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In #3 vxbush said: Nothing like coming in to work to find the carpet soaking wet from the radiator. 

So how is building maintenance there? Will it turn to mold before someone comes to fix it?

vxbush 10/8/2021 6:32:17 AM

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Everything isn't terrible, but cats and dogs sleeping together might be the sign of the apocalypse. 

vxbush 10/8/2021 6:33:24 AM

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In #5 Kosh's Shadow said: So how is building maintenance there? Will it turn to mold before someone comes to fix it?

They're actually pretty good. They were here yesterday trying to fix it, but I had turned off the radiator thinking it was the source. Consequently they couldn't figure out where the water was coming from. Well today, I have a proof. The spot is huge now. 

Occasional Reader 10/8/2021 7:27:07 AM

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vxbush 10/8/2021 7:29:57 AM

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In #8 Occasional Reader said: Good morning. That photo looks like a gruesome egg murder.

ROTFLMAO. I knew it looked weird, but I didn't think of it that way! Now we just need to get some murder scene tape. 

Kosh's Shadow 10/8/2021 7:41:27 AM

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And unexpectedly, the computer Dell was fixing arrived - my first indication was email from UPS saying that I had a package arriving.

Now I have to test it and get everything reinstalled on it

Occasional Reader 10/8/2021 7:43:43 AM

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And today, RB is whitelisted on my work 'puter again.

[shrug]

Occasional Reader 10/8/2021 7:44:08 AM

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In #9 vxbush said: ROTFLMAO

Why are you laughing? Egg murder is no yolk... 

Kosh's Shadow 10/8/2021 7:59:55 AM

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In #8 Occasional Reader said: That photo looks like a gruesome egg murder.

It was the first I found; the thread started without a picture, and I wanted it up before anyone else showed up

Kosh's Shadow 10/8/2021 8:02:24 AM

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In #12 Occasional Reader said: Egg murder is no yolk... 

Maybe it was carried out by an egg white supremacist?

Occasional Reader 10/8/2021 8:18:26 AM

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In #14 Kosh's Shadow said: Maybe it was carried out by an egg white supremacist?

We could try to track down that network, but they usually operate using shell corporations.  

They're often inspired by Nazi ideology; they're rather German-al in that sense. 

Alice in Dairyland 10/8/2021 8:36:00 AM

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Kosh's Shadow 10/8/2021 8:36:28 AM

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Reply to Occasional Reader in 15:

There's also a bunch of communists in the smallest state - they're known as Rhode Island Reds

Occasional Reader 10/8/2021 8:50:30 AM

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In #16 Alice in Dairyland said: Quit yolking around, you guys gotta crack this case!

It would take a hard-boiled detective to do that.

/you didn't think this pun thread woudl be over, easy, did you?

Kosh's Shadow 10/8/2021 9:04:45 AM

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In #16 Alice in Dairyland said: Quit yolking around, you guys gotta crack this case!

Beak-cause why?

Alice in Dairyland 10/8/2021 9:07:09 AM

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In #18 Occasional Reader said: /you didn't think this pun thread woudl be over, easy, did you?

I'm scrambling to come up with a good one.

Alice in Dairyland 10/8/2021 9:08:51 AM

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vxbush 10/8/2021 9:38:06 AM

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In #21 Alice in Dairyland said: Maybe omelet this one go.

Are you going soft-boiled on us? 

Alice in Dairyland 10/8/2021 9:53:49 AM

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In #22 vxbush said: Are you going soft-boiled on us? 

No, but it's like walking on egg shells around here this morning!

JCM 10/8/2021 11:28:00 AM

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Alice in Dairyland 10/8/2021 11:56:18 AM

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Reply to JCM in 24:

That's because you're eggstra special!

Occasional Reader 10/8/2021 12:55:54 PM

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Once again, the Left sees "Harrison Bergeron" as a how-to manual, rather than a cautionary tale.

(However, as someone at Insty pointed out; in "Harrison Bergeron", the goal was actually "equality", however absurd.  In this case, the goal is simply to hide failure.) 

vxbush 10/8/2021 1:10:46 PM

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In #26 Occasional Reader said: (However, as someone at Insty pointed out; in "Harrison Bergeron", the goal was actually "equality", however absurd.  In this case, the goal is simply to hide failure.) 

Eggs-traordinary students need not apply. 

Kosh's Shadow 10/8/2021 2:42:29 PM

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In #27 vxbush said: Eggs-traordinary students need not apply. 

They'd just be taught by a bunch of crackpots

Alice in Dairyland 10/8/2021 4:08:18 PM

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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 28:

Are you saying they're not eggheads?