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Posted on 04/29/2022 5.00 AM

JCM 4/23/2022 7:28:14 PM


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Occasional Reader 4/29/2022 5:57:15 AM
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Good morning. At the moment it is 47° in Washington DC, on the second to last day in April. And that could mean only one thing: global warming.
vxbush 4/29/2022 6:14:22 AM
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In #1 Occasional Reader said: Good morning. At the moment it is 47° in Washington DC, on the second to last day in April. And that could mean only one thing: global warming.

And that is not normal

Occasional Reader 4/29/2022 7:13:29 AM
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In #2 vxbush said: And that is not normal. 

I blame Putin!

vxbush 4/29/2022 8:14:02 AM
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In #3 Occasional Reader said: I blame Putin!

I believe I can formulate a solution to the blame game: 

Blame is assigned to individuals or entities based on the square of the distance from me multiplied by their name recognition. Therefore, using my formula, it is clear that Putin has the biggest amount of blame for everything that goes wrong in my life. 

buzzsawmonkey 4/29/2022 8:27:25 AM
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It's hilarious to listen to NPR talking about how the FDA is going to ban menthol cigarettes because they are "disproportionately" popular in the black community.   That'll keep the "of color" demographic solidly in the Democrat camp!
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buzzsawmonkey 4/29/2022 8:37:12 AM
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A bribed judge is actually running a Captain Kangaroo court---one with deep pockets.
vxbush 4/29/2022 8:41:43 AM
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In #5 buzzsawmonkey said: It's hilarious to listen to NPR talking about how the FDA is going to ban menthol cigarettes because they are "disproportionately" popular in the black community.   That'll keep the "of color" demographic solidly in the Democrat camp!

I read somewhere this week that they are banning menthol except in certain circumstances--but I don't recall if it was on tribal lands or some other jurisdiction. 

buzzsawmonkey 4/29/2022 8:43:03 AM
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In #8 vxbush said: I read somewhere this week that they are banning menthol except in certain circumstances--but I don't recall if it was on tribal lands or some other jurisdiction. 

I'm sure it also has to do with reparations for the Salem witch trials.

Alice in Dairyland 4/29/2022 9:25:41 AM
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In #1 Occasional Reader said: At the moment it is 47° in Washington DC, on the second to last day in April.

We had temps in the Dairyland in the 70's last weekend, then on Wednesday we had snow. :(  At least it doesn't stick around for long this time of year.

Good Luck Kosh!

Occasional Reader 4/29/2022 9:33:45 AM
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Reply to buzzsawmonkey in 9:


++++

Kosh's Shadow 4/29/2022 11:09:44 AM
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In #9 buzzsawmonkey said: I'm sure it also has to do with reparations for the Salem witch trials.

That was just a Lucky Strike.

At the new DHS Ministry of Truth, the only cigarettes allowed will be Winstons.

buzzsawmonkey 4/29/2022 11:25:56 AM
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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 12:

Well played!

Occasional Reader 4/29/2022 12:01:29 PM
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Reply to buzzsawmonkey in 13:


He's got a lot of gaul-oise to come in here and puns like that... 

Occasional Reader 4/29/2022 2:47:37 PM
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Ribeye for dinner!  Yum.
Kosh's Shadow 4/29/2022 3:30:18 PM
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Merriam-Webster Updates Definition Of Freedom To ‘Slavery’


lucius septimius 4/29/2022 4:19:44 PM
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Just wait - as soon as they succeed in forcing us to eat bugs they'll start telling us "bugs have feelings too!!!"

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