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Occasional Reader
7/3/2022 8:40:50 AM
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Well, last night was certainly weird.
more on that later, in the frontier.
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JCM
7/3/2022 9:42:39 AM
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Media doesn't get it.... Ruling could dampen government efforts to rein in Big Tech Fundamentally the Federal Government doesn't have a role in reigning in Big Tech. The ruling means Congress when passing laws has to be more explicit in how the Executive Branch implements the laws. the bureaucrats don't get to make up rules.
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Alice in Dairyland
7/3/2022 10:11:18 AM
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Teacher arrested at JFK Airport....
A schoolteacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a "slide-rule," as well as a code device called an "abacus" that he claimed was a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-Gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said. "Al-Gebra has terrorized many young people for years. They derive solutions by means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values”. "They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we've determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.” "As the Greek philosopher Isosceles once said, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle.’ "
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Biden said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by a President at any time in all of history. ABC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, NBC proclaimed Biden has solved yet another problem created by Trump.
Stolen from AOS. Thought of you all when I read last night's joke, especially the slide-rule and Kosh!
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lucius septimius
7/3/2022 12:15:55 PM
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Reply to buzzsawmonkey in 5: Oh, I know all about that ritual. A priest already suggested it to me.
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buzzsawmonkey
7/3/2022 12:39:49 PM
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In #6 lucius septimius said: Oh, I know all about that ritual. A priest already suggested it to me.
How about a compromise, and bury a bottle of St. Joseph's Aspirin for Children?
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lucius septimius
7/3/2022 1:05:35 PM
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In #7 buzzsawmonkey said: bury a bottle of St. Joseph's Aspirin for Children?
P.J. O'Rourke described Ecstasy as "St. Joseph's Baby Acid."
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Kosh's Shadow
7/3/2022 1:31:26 PM
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Bumper sticker seen at a Target parking lot: If you voted for a jackass, don't be surprised if you get kicked.
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Occasional Reader
7/3/2022 2:30:08 PM
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Reply to Occasional Reader in 10:
From the audio on the embedded link, sounds like maybe a pump shotgun.
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Alice in Dairyland
7/3/2022 2:32:44 PM
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In #6 lucius septimius said: Oh, I know all about that ritual. A priest already suggested it to me.
I'm not saying it works, but my sister-in-law did this and was able to sell her house in one of the worst neighborhoods in Milwaukee. Hey, it worth a shot! Go for it. What could it hurt?
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lucius septimius
7/3/2022 2:54:15 PM
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In #10 Occasional Reader said: “Danish man”.
If we outlaw Danishes only outlaws with have Danishes.
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lucius septimius
7/3/2022 3:05:48 PM
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Having one of my favorite cocktails Juice of one-half lemon 1 oz gin 1 oz Lillet Blanc 1 oz Limoncello Put in shaker with ice and muddled basil leaf, shake, pour into a martini glass and top with Prosecco.
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buzzsawmonkey
7/3/2022 4:44:23 PM
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In #14 lucius septimius said: Put in shaker with ice and muddled basil leaf I didn't think Shakers drank. No wonder they get muddled with a basil leaf and a little ice.
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