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Tuesday

Posted on 11/29/2022 5.00 AM

JCM 11/28/2022 12:56:14 PM


Posted by: JCM

doppelganglander 11/29/2022 7:24:27 AM
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Good morning! I got back from DC yesterday afternoon, hoping for some quiet time. Instead I found a leaky toilet and a tree service working on the enormous oak in front of my house. The plumber is coming sometime this morning. The tree trimmers kept the larger branches and cut a lot of the smaller ones, sort of thinning out the middle of the tree. This will allow a lot more sunlight to reach the front yard and I may be able to grow something other than hostas.  
lucius septimius 11/29/2022 7:38:04 AM
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Reply to doppelganglander in 1:

I have been tempted to breed a new variety of hostas unique to the northwest side of Atlanta.  I plan to call it Hosta LaVista.

doppelganglander 11/29/2022 8:14:07 AM
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Reply to lucius septimius in 2:

I like it, but wouldn't it be northeast? On the northwest side, you could create a new hybrid maize called corn on the Cobb.



Occasional Reader 11/29/2022 8:59:07 AM
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In #1 doppelganglander said: Instead I found a leaky toilet and a tree service working on the enormous oak in front of my house.

"How they got the leaky toilet to work on that oak, I'll never know..."

/waggling cigar and arching eyebrows


doppelganglander 11/29/2022 9:25:55 AM
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Reply to Occasional Reader in 4:

That sentence could have been more clear, I suppose.

Occasional Reader 11/29/2022 9:47:57 AM
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Reply to doppelganglander in 5:

It was a perfectly cromulent sentence?

Occasional Reader 11/29/2022 10:12:19 AM
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The way things are going in the world, I predict an imminent  confrontation between the United States and Iran.

At 2 PM Eastern time today, to be precise.
JCM 11/29/2022 10:43:23 AM
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Reply to Occasional Reader in 7:

Wars have happened in a similar situation....

Occasional Reader 11/29/2022 1:17:13 PM
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And, the US advances to the Round of 16, with a 1-0 win over Iran.

This match seemed at times to be a crossover episode combined with "Ow, My Balls!". 

JCM 11/29/2022 1:58:37 PM
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Reply to Occasional Reader in 9:

Did the Iran team run into the US locker room and ask for asylum?

Wouldn't have surprised me.

Occasional Reader 11/29/2022 2:14:33 PM
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In #10 JCM said: Did the Iran team run into the US locker room

No, because there are no gays in Islam...

/AhmadinejadVoice

Kosh's Shadow 11/29/2022 6:14:00 PM
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Biweekly Torah study by zoom with local Chabad rabbi mentioned an astrophysicist who was at a conference where the speaker was discussing how to get later generations of a multi-generation spacecraft to continue the mission their forefathers started,

Someone in the audience said "We should ask the Jews how they have continued their forefathers' mission for 3000 years."

"For the ark is hollow, and I have touched the Scroll"

CyberSimian 11/30/2022 4:10:15 AM
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In #12 Kosh's Shadow said: how to get later generations of a multi-generation spacecraft to continue the mission their forefathers started,

Once you're stuck on the ship in space on a one-way pre-programmed journey, how much choice do you have?


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