With all the "trans" stuff in the news at the moment, including the supposed "Trans Day of Vengeance" due this weekend, it seems to be time to dust this off: Clementine (updated) Since the trend is towards “transgender” And has been so for some time A young minor sans vagina Declared he was “Clementine”
You must call me, you must call me You must call me “Clementine”— Though my given name is Clement You must call me “Clementine."
He said he was “non-binary” Hewing to the party line And he’d frown at the wrong pronoun Because he was “Clementine”
You must call me, you must call me You must call me “Clementine”— Though my given name is Clement You must call me “Clementine.”
With hormone blockers and fake knockers, Litigation for a time, The court system did assist him In becoming “Clementine”
You must call me, you must call me You must call me “Clementine”— Though my given name is Clement You must call me “Clementine.”
But alas for our heroine! Eventually he did find Drugs and trimmin’ don’t make women Deep down, he was masculine
Oh my darling, oh my darling, Oh my darling “Clementine”— What’s cut off is gone forever Dreadful sorry, Clementine.
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