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In #1 vxbush said: Not as big as the Hindenburg, but hopefully a lot safer. The Hindenburg exploded because it was filled with hydrogen, which is highly flammable. Helium, which is what fills the Goodyear blimps, is not flammable---but it was rare and expensive prior to WWII. Today, of course, helium is both cheap and common; it is used in kiddie balloons, whereas prior to WWII such balloons were filled with the same highly-flammable hydrogen as caused the destruction of the Hindenburg. See, e.g., this old HR Belloc "Cautionary Verse": George Who played with a dangerous toy and suffered a catastrophe of considerable dimensions.
—HR Belloc
When George’s Grandmamma was told That George had been as good as Gold, She promised, in the Afternoon To buy him an Immense BALLOON.
And so she did; but when it came, It got into the candle flame, And being of a dangerous sort Exploded with a loud report!
The Lights went out! The Windows broke! The Room was filled with reeking smoke, And in the darkness shrieks and yells Were mingled with Electric Bells,
And falling masonry, and groans, And crunching, as of broken bones, And dreadful shrieks, when, worst of all, The House itself began to fall! It tottered, shuddering to and fro, Then crashed into the street below— Which happened to be Savile Row.
When Help arrived, among the Dead Were Cousin Mary, Little Fred, The Footmen (both of them), The Groom, The man that cleaned the Billiard Room, The Chaplain, and the Still-Room Maid, And I am dreadfully afraid That Monsieur Champignon, the Chef, Will now be permanently deaf— And both his Aides are much the same; While George, who was in part to blame, Received, you will regret to hear, A nasty lump behind his ear.
MORAL The moral is that little Boys Should not be given dangerous Toys.
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JCM
11/13/2023 6:47:04 PM
Kosh's Shadow
11/14/2023 4:30:36 PM