Kosh's Shadow 5/14/2024 6:22:25 PM

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Latest Polls Show Biden Will Need Twice As Many Fake Ballots To Win Election This Year

Only twice? Must be fake news.

Kosh's Shadow 5/14/2024 7:28:56 PM

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Kosh's Shadow 5/14/2024 8:03:24 PM

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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 2:

We need a conservative zombie movie or TV show where the zombies are trying to vote for Democrats, and, of course, eat people's brains so those people will also vote Democrat

It ends when the zombies go to Washington, DC, and can't find brains to eat and starve to death(?)

JCM 5/15/2024 7:09:13 AM

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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 1:

Already printed, filled out and counted.

JCM 5/15/2024 7:11:19 AM

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JCM 5/15/2024 7:11:36 AM

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Reply to JCM in 5:

Because I had to.

Occasional Reader 5/15/2024 7:19:41 AM

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BBC World was gushing about how Neil Young supposedly played "Keep On Rockin' In the Free World" with some band in Ukraine.

Of course, the song is actually a slam against the "free world", but never mind that. 

JCM 5/15/2024 7:21:59 AM

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Reply to Occasional Reader in 7:

That song high on my "annoys the crap out of me list". The top of that chart being Imagine.

Occasional Reader 5/15/2024 7:52:29 AM

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In #8 JCM said: The top of that chart being Imagine.

I'd rather listen to "Do The Hustle" on a continuous loop...

In other news;  I noticed that MSM keep delicately not-mentioning the name of that French prisoner who was freed in a violent assault on a prison transport that killed two guards and seriously wounded three others.

And I took a guess at what his (first) name might be.

And.. I was right! 

Occasional Reader 5/15/2024 8:32:10 AM

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NYC mayor Eric Adams: we should hire illegal immigrants as lifeguards because “they are excellent swimmers“.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/14/us-news/mayor-eric-adams-suggests-migrants-could-fill-nycs-lifeguard-shortage-because-theyre-excellent-swimmers/

JCM 5/15/2024 9:58:50 AM

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Reply to Occasional Reader in 10:

I had that story ready, then got distracted before I could post and you beat me.

In Eric's World, crossing the Rio Grande by wading makes a person an excellent swimmer.

I've been up in the Empire State Building, HEY look at me I'm a structural engineer!

Occasional Reader 5/15/2024 11:42:10 AM

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In #12 JCM said: In Eric's World, crossing the Rio Grande by wading makes a person an excellent swimmer.

Up until recently, undocumented migrants of cultural enrichening also had the option of crossing the Rio Grande in rowboats.  But ever since the fascist right-wing SCOTUS repealed Row v. Wade, they no longer have the right to choose!

JCM 5/15/2024 11:43:41 AM

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Reply to Occasional Reader in 13:

Not to mention they used have umbrellas to protect them from the penumbra of the sun!

buzzsawmonkey 5/15/2024 12:47:04 PM

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We're all familiar with "Frankenstein," the story/film where a mad scientist tries to create life in the laboratory. The artificial "life" he creates is revealed to be a monster, who runs amok, killing without any moral scruples whatever.

Today, on a world scale, we have "Palestine," wherein a group of mad political scientists try to create a people in the political laboratory of the UN and world opinion. This artificial "life" they have attempted to create has revealed itself to be a monster, which runs amok, killing without any moral scruples whatever.