lucius septimius 4/26/2020 7:02:58 AM

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buzzsawmonkey 4/26/2020 7:20:02 AM

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Reply to lucius septimius in 1:

The female of the species is more deadly than the male, as Kipling observed.

JCM 4/26/2020 7:27:35 AM

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Reply to lucius septimius in 1:

While they vilify the Iron Lady!

buzzsawmonkey 4/26/2020 7:28:49 AM

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In #3 JCM said: While they vilify the Iron Lady!

They don't like ironing.  They prefer Permanent Oppressed.

JCM 4/26/2020 7:43:52 AM

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Reply to buzzsawmonkey in 4:

Especially after being oppressed the hanging up!

Occasional Reader 4/26/2020 8:10:29 AM

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Reply to lucius septimius in 1:

If North Korea has a female head of state before we do, that will definitively prove the moral superiority of the North Korean governmental system over that of evil AmeriKKKa.  Every good Progressive knows this. 

Occasional Reader 4/26/2020 8:15:10 AM

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Big government: It is mandatory for everyone to wear a mask.

Also big government: We will arrest you for owning masks. 

Occasional Reader 4/26/2020 8:25:15 AM

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Reply to Occasional Reader in 7:

Here, too, the CDC says that my modest supply of N95 respirators is sorta kinda verboten, or naughty, or something.

I have a grand total of about a dozen and a half of these masks. Some of them are about 11 years old, dating from the H1N1 outbreak.  The rest I bought back in January, when everyone (including CDC) was saying "don't worry about coronavirus, it's not a threat here".  So, yeah, come and get me, coppers... I'm using my N95s, that I purchased, legally, with my own damn money. 

buzzsawmonkey 4/26/2020 8:32:44 AM

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The Three Mask-eteers enforce "social distancing";  "All far from one, and one far from all!"

Their friend, the fourth of their number, is tasked with D'artagnan-in-and-out of stores to pick up whatever necessities they require.

Kosh's Shadow 4/26/2020 8:53:42 AM

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In #3 JCM said: While they vilify the Iron Lady!

They don't like the Iron Age. They prefer the Stone Age. Or the Stoned Age.

JCM 4/26/2020 9:05:55 AM

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Reply to Occasional Reader in 8:

Hello? Mask Police Hot line!

Is there a reward for catching mask hoarders! Great! I like to report one!

JCM 4/26/2020 9:35:39 AM

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Inslee working on plan to allow some elective surgeries to resume

This is what gets me... Gov. Stupid and Lazy is working on plan.

WTF does he know about medical procedures? His claim to fame was he drove heavy equipment for a couple months before becoming a permanent member of the political class.

When it suits the liberals they appeal to the experts... climate science, drug use, etc....

When it doesn't then it's a "five year plan" concocted by people who know diddly about the subject.

buzzsawmonkey 4/26/2020 10:06:21 AM

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In #11 JCM said: Mask Police Hot line!

I thought they were called the Mask Avengers...

Kosh's Shadow 4/26/2020 12:18:07 PM

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Iran's military satellite a "Tumbling webcam in space"

Doesn't matter what it is. They just want a missile that can lob a nuke at the Little Satan, and after that, the Great Satan.

And if it goes off course and hits another country, they know the UN will blame Israel.

Kosh's Shadow 4/26/2020 1:38:21 PM

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Today's poll:

Which of these is still alive

A) This thread

B) Kim Jong Un

c) None of the above

D) All of the above

(there is something sneaky about C and D)

Occasional Reader 4/26/2020 3:05:56 PM

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Kosh's Shadow 4/26/2020 3:12:20 PM

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In #16 Occasional Reader said: Ribeye steak, couscous and spinach. Little OR approves.

Spinach? He'll have muscles like Popeye! Better for beating up bullies like Brutus and rescuing Olive Oyl

JCM 4/26/2020 3:45:49 PM

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Reply to Occasional Reader in 16:

I like mac & cheese with popcorn chicken... but not every night!

Kosh's Shadow 4/26/2020 4:06:24 PM

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Reply to JCM in 18:

There was a South Park where one of the fathers gets addicted to the Food Network as if it was porn. "Creme fraiche!" he repeats over and over again.

He takes over as chef at the school cafeteria, but the kids won't eat it, even though Food Network made it a show.

Occasional Reader 4/26/2020 4:40:20 PM

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lucius septimius 4/26/2020 4:55:54 PM

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Reply to Occasional Reader in 20:

I made pita, falafel, and kabobs.  The dinner conversation revolved around if each of our lives were a movie who the director would be.  In my case, it's either Kubrick or Bergman.  Daughter said hers was Shyamalan.  Number 2 son is almost certainly Ridley Scott. They won't be tested on that either.

Kosh's Shadow 4/26/2020 5:04:46 PM

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In #20 Occasional Reader said: So: Little OR is now enjoying ribeye steak, rice and spinach, and watching a video about the speed of light, relativity, and the possibility of multiple universes. I have assured him that he’s not going to be tested on that in kindergarten.

Tell him he has a twin who took a space voyage near the speed of light, and is coming back to Earth younger than him.

The Twin Paradox.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-does-relativity-theor/

https://www.einstein-online.info/en/spotlight/twins/