The Liberty Pub

Posted on 03/27/2021 5.00 PM

Kosh's Shadow 3/21/2021 3:06:01 PM

Posted by: Kosh's Shadow

JCM 3/27/2021 5:09:53 PM: 1

Got the shopping done this morning.

The took the boys go-karting. 3/4 mile road course. Karts will hit 50mph on the straights.

Great fun, prefect day for it. Nice to get out do something.

Kosh's Shadow 3/27/2021 5:17:47 PM: 2

I forgot about the seder

Seemed a long time to come

How could I forget Pesach shopping

Forgot we are the chosen ones

I let it slip from my mind, honey

I went and walked on by

The kosher market ready for me

I forgot to go inside and resupply

The matzah got lost

Somewhere down the line

Jukebox

PaladinPhil 3/27/2021 5:36:32 PM: 3

Was talking with the wife about how we're getting paid this week. Realized that Friday was a scheduled day off. So I still have two days of bereavement leave coming to me. Hopefully the pay office clerk catches that.

JCM 3/27/2021 5:37:32 PM: 4

JCM 3/27/2021 5:43:57 PM: 5

Go Karting!

Kosh's Shadow 3/27/2021 6:23:15 PM: 6

Reply to JCM in 4:

Apparently the ship left a penis imprint.

They now know it as not an Israeli plot, as the penis was uncircumcized.

Occasional Reader 3/27/2021 7:25:01 PM: 7

Reply to JCM in 5:

Carbon footprint + toxic masculinity!!!!

JCM 3/27/2021 7:35:39 PM: 8

Reply to Occasional Reader in 7:

Oh yeah!

Smell the exhaust, the rubber in turns...

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