Kosh's Shadow 8/29/2022 4:43:58 PM

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Tonight's special is the SLS cocktail - empty glass, but well-scrubbed.

Only $4.1 billion. A great deal!

Kosh's Shadow 8/29/2022 6:03:51 PM

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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 1:

Don't run away; we have cheaper drinks, too.

Occasional Reader 8/29/2022 6:41:09 PM

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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 1:

I’ll hold out for the Space Sex.

Wait… SpaceX.

Kosh's Shadow 8/29/2022 6:44:23 PM

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Reply to Occasional Reader in 3:

I'm sure that there will be a way to join the zero-g club with private spaceflight.

Kosh's Shadow 8/29/2022 6:50:28 PM

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Movie trailer

Or just start here

The latter will take you to the relevant portion of the trailer for one of the worst SF movies of all times, that does have a couple of redeeming points.

Kosh's Shadow 8/29/2022 7:27:34 PM

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Jukebox

Parody:

I packed my bags last night, pre-flight
Zero hour 9 AM
And I wish I could be high as a kite by then
I hate the Earth so much; I hate my life
It’s lonely in my place
On such a timeless night

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
‘Till something brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
I say Fuck it, Man!
Fuck it, Man
Burnt out my fuse long ago
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
I’m not the man I think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
Fuck it, Man
Burnt up my fuse up here alone

Earth ain’t the kind of place to have a life
In fact, it sucks like Hell
And there’s no one here to treat you right
And all this science, I don’t understand
They change it five days a week
Fuck it, Man
Fuck it, Man

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
‘Till something brings me round again to fine
I’m not the man they think I am at home
I say Fuck it, Man!
Fuck it, Man
Burnt out my fuse long ago
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
I’m not the man I think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
Fuck it, Man
Burnt up my fuse up here alone