buzzsawmonkey 11/26/2019 5:11:41 PM

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It's "Talk Like an Oyster Pirate" Day! 

Slllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppp!

Kosh's Shadow 11/26/2019 5:20:22 PM

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In #1 buzzsawmonkey said: It's "Talk Like an Oyster Pirate" Day! 

Time for some pearls of wisdom.

Occasional Reader 11/26/2019 5:48:47 PM

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Just a few minutes ago... I was asking Little OR at bedtime how fast he thought bunnies would floss their teeth if, hypothetically, they used floss. I asked, do you know what hypothetically means? He said, yes, it means it’s not real we’re just pretending.

/swoon

Big travel day tomorrow with little man. Hopefully the travel gods will favor us.

Kosh's Shadow 11/26/2019 6:26:09 PM

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In #1 buzzsawmonkey said: It's "Talk Like an Oyster Pirate" Day! 

So far, I'm stuck in my half shell. I wanted some pearl of wisdom that would be appreciated, so I could modestly say "Aw, shucks!"

Kosh's Shadow 11/26/2019 6:28:09 PM

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When I was a teenager, and ate kosher at home and treif outside (as did my parents), I would go to this place

and have oysters at the same bar where Daniel Webster would slurp them down and a lot of brandy

buzzsawmonkey 11/26/2019 6:33:43 PM

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Kosh's Shadow 11/26/2019 6:42:38 PM

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Why did the oyster try to keep its pearl?

It was shellfish.

Kosh's Shadow 11/26/2019 6:43:56 PM

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There is kosher "crab", and other imitation shellfish.

Imitation oysters should be called "Oy,Vey!sters"

Kosh's Shadow 11/26/2019 6:44:37 PM

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Also, there is a classical musical group, the Gevanthaus (sp?)

There should be a Klezmer band, the Gevalthaus.

buzzsawmonkey 11/26/2019 6:49:08 PM

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In #9 Kosh's Shadow said: There should be a Klezmer band, the Gevalthaus.

I'm surprised there isn't an all-woman klezmer group called "The Klezbians."

buzzsawmonkey 11/26/2019 6:52:56 PM

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If you wanted to do a real punkin' pie for Thanksgiving, how would you do the Mohawk (a nod to our Native American friends)?

And what about the piercings?

Kosh's Shadow 11/26/2019 7:02:24 PM

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Jukebox

Then, there is the version about "beer goggles" "Bei bier bist du schoen"

buzzsawmonkey 11/26/2019 7:06:21 PM

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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 12:

++++++

And then there's the Ross Sisters, with "Solid Potato Salad"...

Kosh's Shadow 11/26/2019 7:54:45 PM

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Reply to buzzsawmonkey in 13:
You linked to that before. Who says only modern movies showed too much....

@PBJ3 11/26/2019 8:08:27 PM

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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 8:

"Oy,Vey!sters" 

LOL

Kosh's Shadow 11/26/2019 8:51:39 PM

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Reply to @PBJ3 in 15:

I call fake (veggie) bacon "fakon" (I use it on veggie burgers)

And there should be a gluten free pasta called "Impasta"