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Friday the Triskaideka do you have the Phobia?

Posted on 02/13/2026 5.00 AM

JCM 2/12/2026 2:53:54 PM


Posted by: JCM

JCM 2/13/2026 7:52:38 AM
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Defund the police, national is the (D)s platform.

DHS shutdown imminent as Senate leaves town without deal

Lawmakers are departing Washington on Thursday without a deal to fund the Department of Homeland Security — all but ensuring a partial government shutdown at the end of the day Friday.

Dear DJT, play hardball. TSA shuts down, shut down air travel as it cannot be secured. Shutdown ports of entry at airports, turn back all international flights. Shut down ports cargo cannot be scanned. Shutdown borders, Border Patrol is part of DHS. When the media lies about who's responsible threaten their licensing for intentionally lying and defaming the government.

JCM 2/13/2026 7:55:26 AM
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Anti-Truth Media Bend Over Backward To Call Canadian Trans School Shooter By His Preferred Pronouns

Innocent civilians are dead at the hands of another alleged trans-identifying killer. And as per usual, media propagandists’ biggest concern is whether they’re referring to him with the correct pronouns.

Canadian law enforcement revealed on Wednesday the identity of the 18-year-old suspect (Jesse Van Rootselaar) allegedly responsible for killing at least eight and injuring dozens more in a school shooting on Tuesday. They also revealed that this young man “identified” as a woman.

Kosh's Shadow 2/13/2026 7:59:34 AM
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Reply to JCM in 2:

Related to trans stuff - the Looney Left refers to "gender-affirming" care. I think we need to use the correct term - "gender-DENYING", as it DENIES the person's actual genetic gender.

JCM 2/13/2026 10:07:57 AM
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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 3:

At least part of the Medical Industrial Complex is waking up.

Plastic surgeons recommend delaying transgender surgeries until 19 years old: 'Potential long-term harms'

vxbush 2/13/2026 12:10:51 PM
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Prayer request in the Frontier, please. 
buzzsawmonkey 2/13/2026 12:19:22 PM
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Reply to vxbush in 5:

You've got it.

buzzsawmonkey 2/13/2026 12:23:40 PM
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Reply to JCM in 4:

Clementine (updated)

Since the trend is towards “transgender”
And has been so for some time
A young minor sans vagina
Declared he was “Clementine”

You must call me, you must call me
You must call me “Clementine”—
Though my given name is Clement
You must call me “Clementine.”

He said he was “non-binary”
Hewing to the party line
And he’d frown at the wrong pronoun
Because he was “Clementine”

You must call me, you must call me
You must call me “Clementine”—
Though my given name is Clement
You must call me “Clementine.”

With hormone blockers and fake knockers,
Litigation for a time,
The court system did assist him
In becoming “Clementine”

You must call me, you must call me
You must call me “Clementine”—
Though my given name is Clement
You must call me “Clementine.”

But alas for our heroine!
Eventually he did find
Drugs and trimmin’ don’t make women
Deep down, he was masculine

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling “Clementine”—
What’s cut off is gone forever 
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.


buzzsawmonkey 2/13/2026 12:26:03 PM
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Friday 13th always makes me think of Walt Kelly and the comic strip Pogo.  The turtle character, Churchy La Femme, had the Friday-the-13th phobia in a big way.  He'd freak out when "Friday the Thirteenth come on a Monday this month!", and, if it actually did fall on a Friday, he'd really go nuts.

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