JCM 2/26/2023 10:13:07 AM

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I typo'd the Sunday thread and put in PM instead of AM. It's deleted.

I've decide my cats and dogs identify as children and I'm going to claim them as dependents on my taxes.

Occasional Reader 2/26/2023 11:13:38 AM

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My son’s soccer coach is obese.

So is his swim coach.

We, as a nation… have a problem.

JCM 2/26/2023 11:55:30 AM

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Reply to Occasional Reader in 2:

Are you fat shaming!

It's official, you can't do anything about it you have to accept Lizzo is a 10, and if you say otherwise you are oppressing her.

Biden admin expert claims obesity cannot be treated with exercise and good diet

Kosh's Shadow 2/26/2023 11:55:44 AM

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Reply to Occasional Reader in 2:

The Biden administration is working on it!

By making food so expensive they can't eat.

Alice in Dairyland 2/26/2023 2:47:33 PM

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In #2 Occasional Reader said: My son’s soccer coach is obese. So is his swim coach.

Obese soccer players make better goalies?

Obese swimmers float better?

Come on, work with me here.

Kosh's Shadow 2/26/2023 2:55:52 PM

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Reply to Alice in Dairyland in 5:

I'll have to think if I can come up with sumo'

Alice in Dairyland 2/26/2023 3:18:08 PM

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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 6:

We'll have to chew the fat on it and see if we come up with something.