In #2 Kosh's Shadow said: The flip side jukebox The Hillary Clinton campaign version: This Old Hag ---apologies to Stuart Hamblen, and "This Old House" This old hag once was a lawyer This hag worked on Watergate This old hag was fired from that job 'Cause ethical she ain't This old hag bought cattle futures That were cover for a bribe But she managed to skate on that Because evidence she'd hide
But to everybody's wonder She is now a candidate And to hear her people tell it She's right next door to a saint Every where she goes she's followed By a foul corruption scent She's the Democrats' front runner Wants to be the president
This old hag attacked the women Her husband abused and raped She worked as her man's enabler Helped to get him out of scrapes She likes to pose as a champion Of women's equality But the only woman that She truly cares about is she
But to everybody's wonder She is now a candidate And to hear her people tell it She's right next door to a saint Everywhere she goes she's followed By a foul corruption scent She's the Democrats' front runner Wants to be the president
This old hag worked for Obama As Secretary of State She set up the Ambassador And she left him to his fate She ran all her email business On a private server, too Which is why our security Is now well and truly screwed
But to everybody's wonder She is now a candidate And to hear her people tell it She's right next door to a saint Everywhere she goes she's followed By a foul corruption scent She's the Democrats' front runner Wants to be the president
This old hag has a foundation That collects cash everywhere The Chinese or the Islamists What's the source? She doesn't care If they want to give her money She believes that it's all good And her assistant is a honey From the Muslim Brotherhood
But to everybody's wonder She is now a candidate And to hear her people tell it She's right next door to a saint Everywhere she goes she's followed By a foul corruption scent She's the Democrats' front runner
Wants to be the president
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