Kosh's Shadow 6/3/2025 5:59:53 PM

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Colorado Rules Jews Must Bake Cake For Terrorist Who Lit Them On Fire

The ruling, handed down early Monday morning after Sunday's terrorist attack in which a Muslim illegal alien from Egypt viciously burned Jewish people at a pro-Israel event, mandated that the badly burned victims of the attack bake their assailant a cake within the next 30 days or face consequences.

 It is the opinion of the court that the cake be something festive, yet tasteful. Chocolate with white frosting. With the Palestinian flag. And sprinkles."

At publishing time, the burned victims were reportedly facing additional charges for seeking to extinguish the flames that had engulfed them, thereby obstructing the terrorist's right to freely protest.

JCM 6/4/2025 6:57:37 AM

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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 1:

Sad thing is while I figured it was the Bee.... but I had to check.

JCM 6/4/2025 9:47:43 AM

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Somebody else on the ChiCom payroll.

Dem governor ripped as 'total disgrace' after vetoing bill limiting Chinese land ownership near military bases

The recent Ukraine drone attack on Russian bomber bases makes the issue a national security issue.

buzzsawmonkey 6/4/2025 10:53:58 AM

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Reply to JCM in 3:

"There's no bases for concern..."

Occasional Reader 6/4/2025 11:50:26 AM

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Occasional Reader 6/4/2025 11:51:59 AM

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Reply to Occasional Reader in 5:

Oh, we can have fun with this.

““ Jeffrey Dahmer dreamed of becoming an American culinary pioneer; now, he faces imprisonment.”

“ Austrian watercolor artist’s dreams lie shattered in a Berlin bunker”

Kosh's Shadow 6/4/2025 4:47:01 PM

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In #4 buzzsawmonkey said: "There's no bases for concern..."

All your base are belong to us!

-- a meme from over 20 years ago